Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

What Your Favorite Character Says About You Part 2!

Lucifer: Turbo Radioapple shipper. I've never met a Lucifer stan who isn't a hardcore Radioapple shipper, also, I'm just going to hazard a guess and say that you don't have an ideal relationship with your father. I'm not going to kink shame, I'm going to kink politely ask you to unpack this with your therapist

Lillith: Mommy kink. What? Your favorite character in this series is the most powerful woman in Hell, you can't tell me with a straight face that you don't fantasise about her stepping on you

Carmilla Carmine: You're a bottom lesbian, I don't care if you're a man, you're a bottom lesbian for choosing the ballet MILF as your favorite

Zeezi: Emo. You're nostalgic for the late 2000s sparkle-dog wolfaboo era on deviantart. You own at least three pairs of chequered slip-ons, you've been to a My Chemical Romance or Linkin Park concert, and you own either a GIR or a Kuromi plushie that you carry around everywhere

Zestial: Sure, he has a cool design, but is he really your favorite? Or do you just think that he has a sexy voice? Thought so. You're hungry for Zestial x reader content but not much of it exists. Even so, you'll take whatever you can get

Katie Killjoy: You're either a self-hating gay man or the very definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. If you were offered a million dollars, but you had to push your best friend off of a tall building to get them, you'd do it in a heartbeat

Tom Trench: The universe seems geared against you. Your coworkers hate you even though you stay out of trouble and never bother them, and your boss sees that you're being bullied and pretends that nothing is happening. All you wanted was to just do your job and go home, but you couldn't even have that

Crymini: You have daddy issues, but you don't fetishise them and you're in desperate need of an actual father figure to love and care for you. You need a father, not a daddy, and yes, there's a difference