Husk: Alastor made a real mess of the blood fountain
Niffty: What did he do? It looks fine to me
Husk: It used to be water.
Niffty: Is Vaggie sleeping or dead?
Angel Dust: I hope it's the latter, I didn't like her
Niffty: Neither did I
Alastor: And neither did I, my little darling!
Vaggie, opening her eye: Ok, first of all, fuck you guys—
Husk: Angel, do you wanna play hide and seek, but with a twist?
Angel Dust: What's the twist?
Husk: The twist is that I hide, and you seek professional help
Angel Dust: I am seeking professional help. That's what Charlie's job is, isn't it?
Husk: She's Charlie. She's not a professional
Alastor: Don't pick a fight with me! I have my shadow voodoo powers!
Vox: I have my hypnotic eye!
Alastor: I'll tear you to shreds!
Vox: I'll electrocute you!
Alastor: I'll spit in your face!
Vox: I'll like it! I'll bite your lip and make you fucking bleed!
Alastor: *confused aroace noises*
Lucifer: Hey, Ozzie, thanks again for babysitting Charlie for the day!
Asmodeus: You're welcome! It was nice to spend some time with my favorite niece!
Baby Charlie: Daddy, what's a dildo?
Lucifer, shocked: Where did you learn that word?
Baby Charlie: Uncle Ozzie said that I couldn't go in his office because he was working on a new dildo. He said that it's a toy for grown-ups and that kids aren't allowed to play with them...
Lucifer: ...
Asmodeus: She snuck in there while I was making lunch. I thought that I got her out before she saw anything inappropriate, but apparently not...
Lucifer: Ok, maybe you shouldn't babysit her again, Ozzie...
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
