Radiostatic: You love the idea of someone being obsessed with you when you have no interest in them. You like to laugh at their, quite frankly, pathetic attempts to get you to notice them, and you're waiting for the day when the penny will drop and they'll realise that they are nothing to you, and never will be
Arackpentious: You have never cared about canon, and you don't intend to start now. You probably simp for Sir Pentious and use Arackniss as a self-insert. We know barely any canon information about him, so it's easy for you to project yourself onto him so that you can get doubly-dicked down by the Victorian snake man
Charlastor: You're all about the aesthetic. You got into this ship because there's an abundance of gorgeous fanart for it, and let's face it, they look beautiful together, even if there's no chance of them being together in canon. You don't care about that, however, because they look beautiful together and that's all that matters to you
Radiomimzy: You wish that the old canon of Mimzy being Alastor's girlfriend was still canon
Charlie/Emily: You have a ridiculously sweet tooth. Your favorite dessert is probably comprised of cotton candy ice cream with bubblegum sauce, whipped cream, rainbow sprinkles, and a sprinkle of gummy bears just for good measure. You like your ships sugary sweet, and nothing else will do
Cherridust: You are aggressively heterosexual and you believe that it is impossible for a man and a woman to be friends without one or both secretly harboring feelings for the other. You binge-read friends to lovers fics on Wattpad, and if a man so much as says hi to a woman, you will ship them
Angelmoth: You have an AO3 history that if leaked would get you on an FBI watchlist. You love non-con and dub-con and you're probably a pro-shipper. Either way, you disgust me. Stay the fuck away from me
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanficX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
