Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Sleepovers At The Hotel Would Include:

(A.N.: These headcanons are assuming that you don't live at the hotel. You're either a sinner who's not interested, or you're a Hellborn who can't be sent to Heaven, and so living at the hotel would be pointless)

-Making New York style pizza with Angel Dust, or po'boy sandwiches with Alastor. Or maybe gumbo, or crawfish boil. Whatever you make, it'll be delicious. Niffty loves crawfish boil because she likes boiling the crawfish alive

-Husk and Vaggie getting way too competitive over board games. Husk will try to rig the game in his favor, and Vaggie will call him out on it. They'll end up screaming at each other for 20 solid minutes. Alastor won't play, but he'll watch them argue and find it far more entertaining than the game could ever be

-The egg bois will likely knock over the game pieces during the fight, and after Charlie makes them both apologise, the game is forgotten

-Sir Pentious suggests playing a collaborative game instead, and Cherri Bomb suggests building a bomb, to which he agrees. That suggestion is for obvious reasons shut down

-Talking shit about everyone in Hell with Alastor and Angel Dust. Alastor has the juiciest dirt on the Cannibal Town, and Angel knows everything about his coworkers' private lives

-Did you know about the time that Val and Vox tried to have sex, but Val couldn't get it up? Well, you do now 😈

-Also that woman you, Rosie, and Alastor went to dinner with one time in the Cannibal Colony? She's cheating on her husband with two different men

-Watching old movies in the lobby while eating chocolate covered strawberries (Made by Angel Dust) and beignets (Made by Alastor)

-Angel Dust suggesting that you watch one of his movies (And everyone immediately groaning and telling him no)

-Chatting while getting drunk at the bar with Husk. The old cat is a heavyweight, and it takes a lot to get him drunk

-If anyone challenges him to a drinking contest, it will not end well for them. He'll drink them under the table

-Everyone getting their nails done, or hair for the people who don't have nails. Charlie has an extensive collection of nail polish, and she's happy to share with everyone

-Sir Pentious asking if he can do Cherri's nails, and when she asks why, he blanks out and says that he wants to do everyone's nails. Snek man once again fails to get close to his crush 😔

-When it's time for bed, Sir Pentious insists on finding all of the egg bois before he can sleep, and putting them in their little jammies

-At breakfast the next day, Alastor brings out a whole dead stag and asks if anyone else would like to partake. Everyone else declines, and he eats the whole thing by himself. Deer man has a surprisingly big appetite

-Everyone else sticks to more traditional breakfast food