Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

If They Cooked For You

Alastor: Hope you like Lousianan food, because that's what he's making for you. Expect jambalaya, crawfish boil, po'boy sandwiches, and gumbo. No matter what he makes for you, will be delicious...If you can stomach the fact that it will likely be made with the meat of whoever he's killed that day

Angel Dust: He's Italian-American, so it'll probably be either pizza, or some kind of pasta. The pasta, and whichever sauce he uses for it will be homemade, and better than anything you could get in a store or restaurant

Sir Pentious: Afternoon Tea came into fashion in the Victorian era, so he'll probably set up an afternoon tea spread for you. He'll have your favorite sandwiches cut into cute shapes, and your favorite tea to pair with scones, clotted cream, jam, and an assortment of desserts. He will probably have the egg bois serve it to you while dressed up in little suits and ties

Zestial: Probably Olde English fare, like a steak and ale pie, or shepherds pie. Or maybe a recipe from that time period which has been lost to time and only he knows

Cherri Bomb: She's a pyromaniac Australian, and she's also great at barbecuing. If you tell her that you've never had shrimps on the barbie, she'll immediately stop what she's doing and grill some up for you

Charlie: She's not much of a cook, having grown up in a palace with imp chefs to cook for her, but she tries. She's better at baking, though, and she'll probably bake you an apple based dessert, like apple pie, or tarte tatin. If you tell her it's good, she'll probably burst into tears of joy