Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

What your favorite ship says about you

Radiodust: You're an old-timer who's been around since the pilot. One off-handed joke about Angel Dust wanting to suck Alastor's dick was all it took for you to start shipping them. You always ship the two most attractive male characters together in your fandoms, even if they have no real connection

Huskerdust: You're new to the fandom and you started shipping it right after you heard Loser Baby for the first time. You love to lord the fact that this is most likely going to become canon over the people who don't like it, and for that, you're kind of an asshole

Radiorose: Hello, aro-ace community! You love this because they're the closet thing to a canon queerplatonic couple that currently exists in mainstream media

Chaggie: You like the idea of forbidden love, but you're not interested in handling all of the social/political ramifications of it, and would prefer to conveniently gloss over both of those things just like in the show. This ship has the flavor profile of vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips, and so does your personality

Lucifer/Lilith: You also like the idea of forbidden love, and you drink your respect women juice every day without fail

Radioapple: Daddy kink. Need I say more? Your idea of a daddy kink is watching two dads do it rather than two dads doing you

Cherrisnake: You are absolutely terrible at handling your feelings for everyone you've ever crushed on, and will try to convince yourself that you hate the object of your affections because you lack the courage needed to make a move on them. It would take a life or death situation for you to tell your crush how you really feel about them, and even then you'd be more afraid of telling them than you would be of dying

Adam/Lute: Hello, Adam simps! You binge-read workplace romances and you fantasise about dating your boss even though he's a a huge dick 90% of the time. Strangely, the fact that he's a dick makes you even more attracted to him

Staticmoth: Your ideal ship is two horrible people who deserve each other. You want what they have, but at the same time you don't

Zestmilla: Your preferred aesthetic is old married couple core, and I respect that. You binge-read found family fics on AO3, and your favorite tag is hurt/comfort