Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Alastor X Sick Reader

-You're normally pretty good at hiding the fact that you're sick, but he's always the first to notice whenever you're not well

-He doesn't ask you if you're alright when you're out in public, though, as he knows first hand that you can't afford to show any weakness in public in a place like Hell, not even if he's there to protect you. He quietly insists that you have business to take care of at the hotel, and teleports you home

-Once you're out of earshot of everyone, he insists that you go to bed. If you refuse, he just laughs and says, 'Nonsense, my dear! You cannot afford to be seen in public in your current state! It's high time that you get some rest now, hm?'

-He magicks up whatever it is that you need to get comfortable. Blankets, pillows, a thicker comforter, you want it, he'll get it for you

-The one thing Alastor will use that's not from his time period is modern medicine, and he'll get you the most effective medication he knows of in Hell. He doesn't tell anyone that the medicine is for you—He doesn't want Vox attacking you while you're sick

-He becomes very protective of you when you're unwell. He doesn't want anyone to attack you while you're in a vulnerable state, after all

-He brings you a lot of ginger and lemon tea, or ginger ale if you don't like tea. He doesn't care much for tea, but he wants to help you feel better

-He'll also make you copious amounts of shrimp bisque—He claims that it was what his mother made for him whenever he got sick as a child. The creamy, comforting shrimp soup always helped him feel better, and that's why he makes it for you

-He keeps you company by sitting with you and telling you stories about his mother, and about the parts of his life that didn't involve murder or cannibalism. Murder and cannibalism aside, he's a nice guy, and a great radio host

-He'll also read the scripts from his broadcasts to you, or whatever novel he's currently reading—He's big into thrillers, and westerns, and he narrated a lot of western shows on the radio when he was alive

-He's up for reading whatever books you're into for you, as well, though—He can perfectly narrate just about any genre, because of the range of sound effects he has on his mic

-He sings you some of the songs his mother used to sing for him to comfort you, and help you get to sleep. His go-to song is, 'You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile'

-If you need to get up for any reason, he'll teleport you wherever you need to go, and teleport you back to bed straight after—He doesn't want you wasting too much energy when you should be recovering

-If anyone tries to make you do anything for them when you're unwell, he'll either threaten them until they leave you alone, or eat them alive. He will not tolerate anyone trying to force you to do work of any kind when you're supposed to be resting