Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Where they take you on dates

Alastor: Jazz clubs, 1920s style speakeasies, and musicals. His favorite musical is Sweeney Todd, and he's seen it so many times that he can quote any line from memory. He would totally cosplay as Sweeney Todd, and insist that you cosplay as Mrs Lovett

Rosie: Cannibal Town restaurants, and musicals. She knows a great steakhouse...As long as you're ok with the fact that the steak will probably be made with cow sinner meat. Her favorite musical is Hello Dolly, but Sweeney Todd comes at a close second

Niffty: Jazz clubs, soda fountains, and ice cream parlours. She knows a really good place that sells matcha and red bean paste ice cream, and she'll insist that you try it because it's her favorite flavor

Husk: Magic shows, cocktail bars, and wine and cheese nights. He knows how to make a great charcuterie board, and he's an expert at pairing wine with cheese. Brie goes wonderfully with Prosecco

Angel Dust: Either really loud clubs or quiet restaurants, usually Italian restaurants. There are a lot of good Italian-American restaurants in Pentagram City, but quite a few of them are run by sinners who were in the mob when they were alive, so he avoids those ones and takes you to the ones not run by the mob. He doesn't want to accidentally run into anyone he knew in life, primarily because he's afraid that they'll hurt you

Velvette: Concerts, fashion shows, and boutiques. She's a huge fan of Verosika Mayday, and she's scored front row seats to her concerts for you a few times. She likes to take you to boutiques so that she can buy really cute outfits for you

Vox: Staying in and binge-watching TV, or going to aquariums. Hell has a lot of aquariums filled with fish that are extinct in the living world, and he likes taking you to them to look at cool, long extinct deep sea creatures

Emily: Petting zoos and ice cream shops. There are zoos where you can pet any animal you want in Heaven, and Emily loves hugging koalas. Oh, and when you're ready to leave, she'll buy you a plushie of your favorite animal