Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

How they would propose to you

Alastor: People wouldn't think that you'd want to get married because you're in a queerplatonic relationship (A non-romantic committed relationship), but Alastor is dead set on marrying you. He'd most likely tell you the socioeconomic benefits of marriage, and then he'd ask if you'd like to experience those benefits. If you said yes, he'd probably get you a wedding ring with red jewels so that you match his color scheme

Husk: He'd play a round of poker with you, but when it's over, and it's time to reveal your cards, you'll notice that your cards have been replaced with pictures of you and Husk on your first date, and your most recent date. That's when he brings out the ring and asks you to marry him

Emily: Whatever your dream wedding ring is, she'll have it made for you. Whatever your idea of the most perfect marriage proposal is, she'll have it planned for you, and she'll make sure that nothing goes wrong. Everything will be perfect, and everything will be perfectly tailored to make you as happy as possible. You're being proposed to by the seraphim of joy, so expect nothing less than perfection

Vox: He'd propose to you live on his talk show for all of Hell to see, and he'd do it with a big, flashy ring so that everyone can see how rich you both are. He'd make sure to make the cameras zoom in on the two of you the moment that you said yes, and elicit as much applause and attention as possible from the studio audience

Angel Dust: His proposal would be romantic, but very low-key. He'd get you your favorite wine, and make your favorite dinner and dessert. After you finish the dessert, he'll bring out the ring and propose to you with your favorite love song from his time period playing in the background

Adam: It would be a surprise to anyone, especially you if he wanted to get married, considering how his first two marriages ended, but he's willing to try a third marriage only because of you. Don't expect anything romantic—He'll probably ask if you want to be his number-one bitch, rather than ask you to be his spouse

Cherri Bomb: She'd probably spell 'marry me' out on the side of a building with paint bombs. You had to see that one coming