So I recently found out that we in Hell have a fandom, and they like to ship us, so today, I, Lucifer, king of Hell, will be reviewing some of the ships in our fandom. I'm not expecting good things, but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised...Or maybe I won't...Let's see...
Lucillith: Of course I agree with this. We're married for a reason. I know that she left me, but she'll be back someday...Once she's taken care of her...Important business...That she never told her husband or her only child about...
Lucieve: Eve and I have never met, and even if we did, why would I cheat on my wife with her? No to this one.
Radioapple: You want me to be with the cannibalistic deer man who tried to take my daughter away from me? No, no, nonononono, nuh-uh, no way, nix, nada, NO! Not happening. Ever.
Royalflush: I'm not much of a...Cat person...Or a sleazy alcoholic old man person...No on this one...
Applemaid: Who's the maid? Oh, you mean Alastor's daughter? Wait, she isn't his daughter? Then what is she—Actually, it doesn't matter, I'm not interested in her.
Adamsapple: Really? With the man who killed one of my daughter's friends and abused my wife? No way. Nuh-uh, non-starter.
Morningstarcest: ...With my daughter? Oh, when I find out who started this ship, I'm going to kill them with my bare hands. That's my little duckling, you sickos!
Applemoth: You really think I'd steal my daughter's girlfriend? No way!
Aaaand I think that's it. I don't think I ever wanna do this again, and all I will say is, you're all going to Hell, and not even Charlie can save you. Don't even bother checking in at the Hazbin Hotel when you die and end up in Hell...
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
