Alastor: I just ended a relationship
Charlie: Aww, I'm sorry, Al
Alastor: Don't be, my dear. It wasn't my relationship
*Sounds of Vox and Valentino arguing in the distance*
Lucifer: *Screams*
Alastor: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Charlie: Should we do something?
Husk: Nah, let's let them at it. I wanna see who wins
Angel Dust: Your turn, Alastor. Truth or dare?
Alastor: Dare
Angel Dust: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the hotel
Alastor: Mimzy?
Mimzy: *Blushing* Y-yes?
Alastor: Can you move? I want to get to Rosie
*Charlie and Vaggie kissing*
Emily: Hey! That's gay!
Vaggie: What are you gonna do about it? Join in?
Emily: Yeah!
*Charlie, Vaggie, and Emily making out*
Angel Dust: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Husk: ...Angel, I said, 'don't lick the swing set', and then you licked the swing set.
Emily: Why are your tongues purple?
Adam: Lute and I got slushies. She got a blue one, and I got a red one!
Emily: Oh! You drank each other's slushies?
Lute: YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER
Lute: *sobbing* What is your type?
Adam, actively bleeding out: I don't have a type, Dangertits, I'll fuck anything that moves, but I'm into power bottoms, personally, also—
Lute: Your blood type, sir!
Adam: Oh, B Positive.
Lute: Stop trying to cheer me up and tell me your blood type!
Adam: ...
Alastor: I've only had Niffty for one day, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this hotel and then myself.
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
