Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness

Vox X Reader

(A.N.: For the sake of these headcanons, you're a sinner who died in the early 1950s, like Vox. Also Vox and Valentino never got together, and he never became one of the Vs)

-You first met when you auditioned to be a host on one of his game shows. Game shows were gaining popularity in the 50s, and Vox was quick to capitalise on the new trend

-Vox took a liking to you because of your strong personality and ability to keep an audience engaged, even when the contestants were losing. He also admired your ability to come up with new ideas to keep the show relevant even after game shows fell out of favor

-Like Vox, you know the importance of keeping up with the latest trends in order to stay relevant, and you often discuss new ideas and industries to get into in order to increase your power, and stay relevant as overlords. You both regularly get makeovers to best fit the fashion trends of whichever decade you're currently in

-Since he's the TV demon, you watch a lot of TV together. A lot of your dates involve staying in and binge-watching whatever show you're currently into

-Vox is the executive producer/director for almost all of the TV shows filmed in Pride, and he often gets you early access to your favorite shows. He'll even let you have the front seats in the audience whenever he's shooting a show in front of a live audience

-When Vox pitched the idea of ditching radio, and moving solely to TV production with Alastor, you were on board. Alastor, however, was not, and Vox and Alastor got into a really heated argument over it

-The only reason Alastor and Vox didn't end up killing each other that day was because you stepped in and stopped them from fighting. You couldn't bear to see Vox get hurt, even if he was picking a stupid fight he would probably lose with Alastor

-Things remained relatively peaceful between you two for a while. You were together for about 20 years before Vox proposed to you live on his talk show with the biggest and most expensive ring he could afford. It might seem like a long engagement, but when you can live in Hell for eternity as long as you don't get killed by an exorcist, 20 years feels like nothing

-Valentino came to Hell shortly after you got married, and he soon took an interest in Vox. He wanted to be his boyfriend instead of making him one of his porn stars, however

-Vox promptly shut down Valentino's affections, however. He's not leaving you for some tacky-dressed moth rapist

-Things were different when Velvette came to Hell in the 2000s, however (Respectless changes to a distinct 2000s pop melody as soon as she starts singing, so I'm gonna assume that she's from the 2000s)

-You and Vox took her under your wing and mentored her. She's kind of like the daughter you never had, and you were happy to help her rise through the ranks of Hell, and become the overlord of social media, which was a relatively new technology in the living world when she died, but she made the social media industry boom in Hell

-If you're ever mad, Velvette will angrily call Vox and tell him to come and calm you down. She repeatedly calls him your 'flat-faced prince'

-You've taken to calling Vox that as a pet name. He's not big on pet names, but he doesn't mind because it's you

-Expect lots of PDA. Vox wants everyone in Hell to know that you belong to him, and no one else, if only to stop Valentino from going after him

-Since bodily fluids aren't particularly good for TVs, you don't have sex very often, and you have to be careful about it when you do. Vox's flatscreen head is very fragile, and it will break if you kiss him too roughly

-If you go out, a lot of your dates will be at aquariums. Vox has a surprising love for aquatic creatures, and he's always looking for new things to add to his aquarium in his tower

-You're Hell's power couple, and you're content to stay that way lol