(A.N.: Contains RoyalHalo, RoyalHalo haters can either be civil or fuck off <3)
Alastor: Rosie, dear, what is the matter?
Rosie, sobbing: The doctor said that we can't have children!
Alastor: Now, now my dear, food allergies aren't the end of the world! There are plenty of delicious adults down here for you to eat!
Rosie: That is not the issue!
Niffty: My name is Niffty, I may not be smart, but...That's it. I can't think of anything else
Zestial: The beauty of the stars is unmatched
Carmilla: They're just giant balls of gas
Zestial: Yet none of them are bigger than my love for you
Carmilla:
Rosie: Alastor, what would you do if I fell?
Alastor: I'd catch you, my dear!
Zestial: Carmilla, if fortune doth fail me and I found myself tripping and falling, what, pray tell, wouldst thou do?
Carmilla: I'd catch you, Zestial
Angel Dust: Husk, what would you do if I fell?
Husk: I'd be the one who pushed you
*At an overlords ball*
Vox: Don't even think about asking me to dance, you old-timey prick!
Alastor: I wasn't going to, I was just getting some punch for Rosie and myself
Vox: And don't you dare try to kiss me under the spotlight and then dramatically chase me down the steps with my shoe in your hand like I'm Cinderella!
Alastor: ...
Alastor: This conversation is over.
(Later on)
Vox, watching Alastor and Rosie dancing beautifully together: He'd better not dump her and ask me to dance instead...Fucker...
Alastor: My type is someone who would die for me...Or kill for me. And help me get rid of the evidence...And cook the meat into a delicious meal for us to enjoy together as we sit overlooking the bayou...
Vox: Are...You talking about me?
Alastor: Ew, no, gross, I was talking about Rosie!
(The first time Alastor and Rosie met)
Alastor: I like cannibalism
Rosie:...I also like cannibalism...
Alastor:
*I Was Made For Lovin' You plays as they dramatically embrace each other*
Vaggie: I need a human skull, and don't ask why
Alastor: Fine, as long as you don't ask how
Vaggie: How what?
Alastor: How I got all of these *Opens briefcase to reveal a selection of skulls*
Vaggie: ...
I'll take the one in the middle
Lute: What are you in the mood for?
Adam: World domination
Lute: Be serious
Adam: I am being serious, you are my world
Lute: Aww...
....
OH.
Charlie: We should get you to a doctor right away! What if this happens again and I'm not around to help you? What if...Oh my gosh! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Emily: Charlie, you do realise that anyone else who made their partner pass out in bed would be extremely proud of themselves, right?
Lucifer, crying:
Beelzebub: Aww, what's wrong little guy?
Lucifer: My wife left me.
Velvette, watching Vox and Valentino making out:
Really, you guys? Right in front of my salad?
Alastor, holding a giant bouquet of roses:
Husk: Who are those for?
Alastor: The most beautiful girl in Hell!
Emily: So they're for Charlie?
Alastor: No, they're for Rosie, why would they be for Charlie?
Emily: Because Charlie is the most beautiful girl in Hell!
Charlie: I don't know if I should argue this or not...
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Hazbin Hotel Headcanons and Randomness
FanfictionX Reader headcanons for Hazbin Hotel. Some are platonic, and some are romantic, but either way, enjoy! A lot of these will be NSFW.
