Y/N and Kazuma were sitting in a prison cell, Kazuma hugging his knees and Y/N just hitting his head against the wall softly. Kazuma had tears in his eyes, while Y/N just looked depressed.
Kazuma: "I wanna go back to Japan..."
Y/N: "I wanna die."
Kazuma: "Why do we have to be in jail? We saved lives, man."
Y/N: "I wanna die."
Kazuma: "Say something else, will you?"
Y/N: "No."
Kazuma: 'This guy.'
Why were they sitting in a prison cell? Well, let me tell you.
Some hours earlier
?: "I'm Sena, the public prosecutor assigned by the kingdom. Adventurers Satou Kazuma and Y/N L/N, you both are under arrest as suspects of being subversive to the state."
Y&K: "Huh?!"
The party had gone to the guild in hopes of getting a reward for the destruction of the Destroyer, but no. Instead, they're getting arrested.
Aqua: "Kazuma, Y/N! What'd you two do this time?!"
Kazuma: "The hell you mean this time?! We didn't do anything!"
Aqua: "Doesn't matter! Apologize! Look, I'll apologize with you, so apologize!"
Y/N: "Shut up, blue thing! Why should we apologize?! We didn't do anything!"
Sena: "The coronatite that was teleported at the instruction of you two completely destroyed the residence of a lord. Thankfully, there were no fatalities, but you two are still suspected to be terrorists or working for the Demon King."
Oh boy. Y/N and Kazuma, completely shocked, couldn't say anything.
Megumin: "Hold on a second, please. If not for Y/N and Kazuma, there would have been countless casualties in the fight against the Destroyer."
Y/N: "Megumin..." 'I have such a great bestie.'
Megumin: "Besides, Y/N hasn't committed any crimes. The one committing crimes is Kazuma. And they're just minor ones, like sexual harassment."
Kazuma: "Oi."
Y/N: "Haha."
Darkness: "Miss Prosecutor, there must some kind of a mistake here."
Kazuma: "Darkness..."
Darkness: "These men lack the guts for such an act. I could argue that Y/N doesn't even have guts. While Kazuma eyes me like a wild beast eyeing their prey in our mansion, Y/N always looks at me with a certain amount of respect. And while Kazuma treats me like eye candy, he is, unfortunately, the kind of lowlife sadsack who never once came to my room at night."
Kazuma: "I-I don't eye you like that! N-Nor do I treat you like eye candy! Why're you protecting Y/N but not me?!"
Y/N: "Cuz I'm a better human being."
Kazuma: "... B-Besides, you're just cocky cuz your body happens to be slightly sexy! I have the right to be selective!"
You're just digging your own grave, man.
Darkness: "Y-You... You say that after all the things you made me do in the bath?!"
Kazuma: "Y-Yeah! I was being controlled by a succubus, you idiotic masochist! You're the one who should be blamed, since you went along with it and did what I told you to do! You're easy! Way too easy!"
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Megumin x Male Reader
FanfictionY/N L/N was a pretty average guy. He went to school, had friends (barely), had parents, and so on. One day, he died. And got reincarnated. In this new world, he got friends and met a certain girl. With a brand new determination, he decides to make t...