𓍯 𝐬𝐤𝐳 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

ꗃ ⋆ ࣪ . skz as dawa's quotes

warning; none? i keep a little journal of quotes in my notes app and these are from several different people

⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

✦ 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫
- "penis is never the answer"

- "if you pick up what i put down. are you smellin what i'm steppin in?"

- "if i have to tell you i'm funny that means i'm not"

- "you want a biscuit? so that you can risk it?"

- "you flattened my fruit snacks!"

✦ 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨
- "if i dream about vaginas tonight, it is totally your fault"

- *backpack falls over* "that is a reason to die"

- "you gotta do what's called an erection intersection"

- *before poking jisung's ass* "anus locatus"

- "i plead oopsie daisy if this ever goes to court"

✦ 𝐬𝐞𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐧
- "what's that one taylor swift song where like, watched a film but she didn't like the ending or something"

- "buff sans... let me be your alpha"

- "i like hugging people taller me... which is about everyone"

- "choosing is losing"

- "my tum tum is rum rum"

✦ 𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐧
- "he looks like a twin, cuz they always look kinda funny"

- *about jeongin* "he could be my gym coach and i'd never get out of gym class" (a/n: my friend who said irl was actually talking about jeongin)

- "i have kicked someone in the back of the legs before... it was an act of feminism"

- "you think you're eating it up buts it's eating you up"

- "and like hey if you flirt enough, he'll give you stuff! $20 is $20"

✦ 𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠
- *as him and chan both pull out pretzels* "we can be crunchy together"

- *talking about a cookie run character* "did they make a cookie queer?"

- "you can't keep a girlboss down"

- "i just go into my files and i see 'BISEXUAL' in big bold letters"

- *babysitting sooniedoongiedori* "you defloof yourself right this instant"

✦ 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱
- "jeongin... this computer is gonna slay. it's gonna girlboss"

- "bro that's some rich people shit"

- *as he stabs himself with his minecraft sword, meaning to say 'seppuku'* "i'm committing minecraft sudoku"

- "is the ice good? is it solid?"

- "they call me the slippery snake for a reason"

✦ 𝐤𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐢𝐧
- "maybe it's something in the water, stunting their growth"

- *to chan* "you're prehistoric, so you might remember this"

- "i was rhyming... i should be a rap artist"

- *as felix cheers about winning a game* "you're like a 12 year old"

- *holding up jeongin's old iphone* "was this carved out of the first tree?"

✦ 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧
- *holds up an ugly shirt* "somebody wore this. they bought it and they wore it"

- "you think you are sly, but you left down your fly"

- "you splished your last splash"

- "sorry i was paying attention to my brown sugar, my LIGHT brown sugar specifically"

- "speak to me lawnmower, tell me your ways"

⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

a/n: i replaced the names of the actual people these quotes are about with the names of the members—this was highkey so fun, i think my passion is coming to a peak again—update: no it isn't. this whole thing was from december... there will be a pt 2, me thinks

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