𓍯 𝐬𝐤𝐳 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

ꗃ ⋆ ࣪ . skz as dawa's quotes 2.0

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✦ 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫
- "ugh, my bones are creaking"

- *to minho* "one of my recent fears are you with a pool noodle"

- "hyunjin gave me the third evil eye"

- *about pet cemetery* the main threats ARENT the pets"

- "alright, um— that's coming out of jeongin's college fund"

✦ 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐨
- *to dori* "why you rotating"

- "what's that one book with the baby that floats down the river"

- "i told you— oh my god her butt is so big"

- *to felix about jeongin* "i keep saying im gonna tell him a secret but then i burp in his ear. you do not want the secret"

- "ah, my titties: they're free"

✦ 𝐬𝐞𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐢𝐧
- *about "gimme gimme" by abba* "'a man after midnight?' i'm sleeping, dude"

- "dot dot dot dot, dot~"

- "your chicken caesar salad was better than mine"

- "with online there's cheating galore— don't raise your hand for that jeongin"

- *in a monotone voice* "macbeth... macbeth..."

✦ 𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐣𝐢𝐧
- "that strawberry looks suspicious so i don't know"

- *to jisung* "you need to leave. this divorce needs to be FINALIZED."

- *to jeongin... or seungmin* "also, your coat looks like fried chicken"

- "damn, she just 3 for 1nd you"

- *monitoring a 3racha argument* "just hug. peace and love"

✦ 𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠
- "i got my kneecaps touched against my will"

- "the rhythm is in you... do you feel it"

- "my boyfriend lives in another nation... my imagination"

- *after felix tries teaching him science* "hydrogen dick"

- "are you secretly a nigerian prince?!"

✦ 𝐥𝐞𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱
- "i did have a vagina that broke"

- "it's not even that good of a tea, it's more like a sip of warm broth"

- "they have to go through missouri, illinois, indiana, kentucky, west virginia, regular virginia..."

- *during catsitting with jilix* "QUICK, FOLLOW HER IN COMEDIC FASHION"

- "let me see your fluffy stuffing, i'd love to see that"

✦ 𝐤𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐦𝐢𝐧
- "i don't believe game is game. i believe game is STOP"

- "i'm toxic but written well"

- *to chan* "i saw your forehead shining in the holy light"

- "i'm the toilet paper fairy"

- *whispering in jeongin's ear* "allstate"

✦ 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧
- "I DO NOT WANT TO EYE THE GULF"

- "we can have chickens, we just need a permit"

- "what is gaslighting and why am i doing it"

- "bruh he's literally tickling me in the middle of class bro"

- "that's a bummer that my wife died but eh, 🎶on to the next cHAPTERRRRR🎵"

⊹ ⋆ﾟ꒰ఎ ♡ ໒꒱ ⋆ﾟ⊹

a/n: yall really liked the last one i did and so did i

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