A Couple of Perverts

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At 3:00 pm, you had finally arrived at the diner. Ibuki had told you to be here around 2:45, so you were a little late... but that's okay. 

The only reason you were late anyway was because you wanted to find something, anything, to wear over this bikini.... You had eventually settled on one of Fuyuhiko's dress shirts that had been thrown around the cottage.

As you pushed the door open to the diner, you were met with an enthusiastic Kazuichi and a much-less-so Hajime. 

You blinked, staring at them in confusion. "Did... the girls already leave?" You asked.

Kazuichi huffs and slumps down. "Oh, it's you..."

You sighed. He was still holding a grudge...

Hajime looked at you with a softer expression. "No, they didn't. They're not even here yet."

"What?" You asked in confusion. "But... Ibuki said 2:30. I'm late."

"No," Hajime hummed. "Don't worry, you aren't late. Kazuichi here says he heard them talking about coming here a little after the sun starts to tilt. So around 4:00."

Your face falls. "Oh... well.... that's what I get for going by Ibuki's belief. What, so I have to wait a whole hour?"

Hajime nods, before glaring pointedly at Kazuichi. 

The pink-haired boy only shrugs. "Always make your move early. That's just the basics, you know."

"Hey, I don't know if you should be talking like an expert right now," Hajime shoots back.

"It's fine, it's fine," Kazuichi snickers. "Just make sure one of you keeps a watch by the window." He looks at you, pointedly. "It'd be bad if you didn't catch Miss Sonia on the way to the beach, y'know..."

You sighed, looking away. "Totally..." Kazuichi just couldn't let it go... Not that you expect him to. You tried to kill his crush for fuck's sake.

So you settled for sitting down in one of the booths, Hajime following to sit across from you. And so, the both you silently stared outside the diner.

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"Are they coming? Did they arrive?"

"It hasn't even been ten minutes...."

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Suddenly, after a long while, Kazuichi speaks again. "Hey, what kind of swimsuit do you think Miss Sonia will wear? She's a foreigner, how about a bikini!?"

You could stop yourself from rolling your eyes.

"Don't you feel like there's a pure, innocent, magical, mystical, mythical fantasy hidden between the top and bottom of a bikini?" He adds.

Hajime sighs, rolling his own eyes. "Even if I wanted to agree with you, I don't know how to answer that..."

"Hey, what the fuck...?" I mumbled, leaning closer to the window as if I could get a better look through clear glass. 

Kazuichi and Hajime both looked over.

"Hey, isn't that...?"

"Wait, huh...?"

And without another word, you stood up and left the diner with the two boys following close behind. 

Pushing open the door, you stalked forward, meeting the golden eyes of Fuyuhiko. Before he could say anything, you shoved his shoulders. Not enough to push him down, just enough for him to take a step back.

"Where have you been?" You snapped.

Fuyuhiko opens his mouth to retaliate before taking in your attire. And then he shuts his mouth, looking away as he tries to hold back a laugh.

"Hey, what the fuck!?" You huff, glaring at him. 

He looks back at you, a slight blush on his cheeks. "Nothing, nothing."

Hajime speaks. "I knew it was you, Fuyuhiko.... What are you doing here?"

Fuyuhiko's blush fades after hearing that question, clenching his fist. "Hey, that's my line!"

"What the heck..." Kazuichi mumbles, scratching his neck. "Hey, you seem awfully tense... Actually, why do you seem so flustered?"

"Wh-who are you calling flustered!? Don't make false accusations, bastard!"

Kazuichi scowls. "Don't tell me.... aw man, is that it? You overheard my plan didn't you...?"

"P-plan...?" Fuyuhiko mumbles.

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