𝐇𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 - Hazbin Hotel

Oh baby~

RADIOAPPLE!!

Lucifer, when healing Alastor, accidentally makes a baby. Alastor, who is, as we know, bad at feelings, does not want to be near it. That is the short form. Thank you.

Usually, Lucifer wouldn't think about helping Alastor with anything. Let alone what he was planning on doing. His Char-Char was worried, and he needed to fix it. He just needed this stupid Radio demon to admit something was wrong.

"You are literally limping away from me right now!" Lucifer yelled.

"I am not," Alastor smirked back. "It is simply swagger."

Throwing his hands into the air, he pointed his apple staff at the other. "Admit, you need my help!"

"Never"

"Excuse me!!" He stopped squinting at the other's chest before getting uncomfortably close and whispering, "Wait, are you bleeding?"

"No," Which was followed by radio static as Lucifer's staff tapped the wound. Quickly followed by Alastor collapsing backwards, clutching his chest. The lobby remained quiet as Lucifer began attempting to rip open his waistcoat and shirt, only to have the larger fight back with a surprising amount of strength.

Lucifer looked up and pointed at the bar where a silent gaping Angel and Husk were frozen and pointed at them. "You two help me." Followed by a growl from Alastor. Angel slowly came over and grabbed Alastor's hands with all four of his, only to have black tentacles grab him back weakly. Taking advantage of the situation, the king of hell was able to get access to the large gaping wound that showed exposed ribs and opened and closed with the redheads breathing. "Fuck, Fuck, fuck uh - I'm going to have to heal this." His hand hovered over the wound, almost afraid to touch the injury. "It's been a week. How is this still so bad?"

The blonde slowly places his hand on the wound, blood quickly coating his hand as Alastor attempts to buck the two holding him down, muttering various curses that are hard to hear over the loud static filling the air. A soft golden glow fills the area as the wound starts to stitch painfully back together before a blinding light causes Angel Dust to be knocked back. When the light fades between Lucifer's hand and Alastor's chest is a small wiggling bloody mess of what appears to be wings and limbs. Before Lucifer could open his mouth, Alastor's head hits the ground as he falls unconscious, presumably from the healing.

"What the Fuck?" It was Husk who spoke first. The creature's wings moved enough for a tiny blonde head to be seen. It has three sets of black and red wings and blonde and red-tipped ears, which fold back to its head before it lets out a loud wail.

Lucifer slowly cradled what could only be described as a baby to his chest, wiping blood off its cheek to reveal the signature Magne red circles both himself and Charlie have. Its wailing simmered to a soft whimper in one of its creator's hands. Lucifer had tears in his eyes, about to fall, as he heard radio static fill the air again. "What did you do to me?"

"I just healed you, I- I have no clue what happened?" Alastor crawled backwards away from the two blondes in front of him before he staggered to a standing position. Every step forward from the king was followed by a step back from the other. "Do? Do you want to hold her?"

"I will do no such thing." Alastor smiled, his shadow stretching behind him, almost ready to attack. Most of the lobby, including Husk and even Niffty, looked prepared to act. "I will take my leave, Thank you." The demon turned and started up the stairs, his ears flat to his head. Niffty followed the other after climbing Lucifer's back to peak at the baby.

"Well, that was fucking weird," Angel stated as Charlie inched towards her father only to be pulled out of the room by Husk.

"Dad?"

"Hey, Charlie." He stopped and adjusted the baby so she could get a closer look." It uh- it looks like you have a baby sister."

This moment was ruined by Charlie's loving girlfriend walking into the hotel. "What the fuck is that?" Vaggie pointed.

"Oh, Vaggie, look! I have a baby sister!" Charlie booped the baby's nose, earning a tiny giggle exposing the baby's sharp row of teeth. "Isn't she the cutest!"

"Why does it look like Alastor?"

"Oh umm, you see, I was healing him, and then poof, flash baby. Then he kind of left? Char-Char, would you like to hold her?"

"Wait, wait, wait? No! Shouldn't we make sure it's safe before letting people randomly hold it?" Vaggie stepped between the two.

"Vaggie, it's a baby?" Charlie questioned.

"In hell?"

"Okay, not to side with Maggie here, but babies don't just appear in hell. The only ones are hellborn, which I guess makes her a hellborn, too?" Lucifer shifts the blood-covered baby in his arms, trying to get a better look. "Okay, first things first, we need to clean her up. Then, if nothing else is abnormal, can Charlie hold her?" He turned and walked to the kitchen, followed by the two girls.

After filling the sink with lukewarm water, he slowly started cleaning the baby off. Its wings stayed red on the inside, much like his own. Her eyes were also yellow with red pupils but had a more dial-like appearance. When washed, her hair had a red tip, much like her ears, which were again folded back as she whimpered every time the water ran over her head. The red circles stayed and even got slightly darker with Lucifer's slight scrubbing to see if they would disappear. Charlie stood beside him with a fluffy towel she had acquired from a nearby closet, ready to wrap her in it, seeing as nothing was out of place. Placing the smaller one into his other daughter's hands, he smiles. As the baby gurgled, flailing her arms, Lucifer noticed what appeared to be Alastor's shadow from the corner of his eye, but when he turned, it was gone.

This was short-lived as the baby started to cry, waving its fists in the air. "Hells, she's probably hungry. What do we even feed her?"

"Lucifer, you're the one who has had a baby!" vaggie was exasperated. "Babies need milk."

"She can't just drink straight milk. That's terrible for babies!"

"Dad, where else are we going to get anything else?"

"Fuck you're right. This will have to do for now." He said exaggeratedly, opening the fridge a little too hard, grabbing the entire container of milk and then staring between the carton and his newest daughter. "hOW Do we feed it to her? We don't have a bottle???"

"Give it here." Vaggie grabs the carton before grabbing a fresh hand towel and dipping the corner into the container. She then takes the towel and lets the baby suckle the milk from it, successfully feeding her.

"What's her name?" Charlie could barely take her eyes off the image of her girlfriend feeding her little sister.

"I think we should wait for Alastor for that one." Lucifer put his hand on his eldest daughter's shoulder.