Adam's first day in hell and it was one of the worst days ever. First he had to beg the bitch who put him here to let him have a free stay at her hotel. Second, he found out his fucking dick got taken from him, apparently it was his punishment for always being a dick. Third, he was a fucking lamb demon with the stupid little tail and legs to prove it.
Worst. day. ever.. He grumbled as he walked through the hallway trying to find the stupid room he had been assigned.
"Need any help," An all too familiar voice spoke from behind Adam, he grit his teeth.
"You," he growled as he turned to look at the smirking red demon pointing at the deers stupid face, "You're supposed to be fucking dead."
"Ahh yes that's right, you're the one who managed to slash me," the demon's eyes flashing a bright crimson red as his smile grew wide and sinister, whilst shadows engulfed the hall around them. It was quick before the room and the demon went back to their normal state, "I should kill you but I think you can be of use to me." Adam lifted a brow at the demon.
"Me help filth like you, fat fucking chance," The fallen Angel laughed, "like I'd ever help a clown like you." He laughed before feeling a cold chill run up his spine, he turned to see nothing. His breath and posture stiffened as the radio demon whispered into his ear.
"That body of yours might beg to differ," the demon said before leaving. "Bye now, your room should be the door on the left." Adam rubbed his neck as he watched the demon leave, like hell he'd ever go back to that creepy fuck.
Adam would soon regret this.
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He was heated and angry and so fucking horny, how the fuck could he be this fucking hot. Adam growled to himself as he hugged his stomach, what the fuck was going on. Why the fuck did everything hurt so fucking bad, and why did his pussy feel so fucking empty.
Adam had enough and sucked up his pride and repositioned himself, hating the way he pulled off his underwear to reveal how soaked he was. Damn he really did have the body of a chick, whatever all he needed to do was finger himself to get off right.
Adam gasped as he trailed his hand down his body, slowly feeling his curves as he sunk his fingers in between his thick thighs. Sighing a bit when the touch made him shiver, he'd never actually gotten a chick off with just his fingers. In fact Adam was never one for foreplay, usually he'd just stick his dick in and get what he wants.
Now everything was different.
"Fuck" Adam gasped as he slid his fingers over his throbbing clit, "is it supposed to be that big," his brows knitted, this had been one of the few times he actually found the clit. He'd never actually paid attention to the format of a pussy till now, blushing when his hand rubbed his swollen labia. "That feels fucking weird," he gasped when one of his fingers rubbed his clit a curtain wait. Swallowing hard he tried rubbing the bud, before wincing. It wasn't wet enough.
"Damn it," Adam took his fingers and rubbed against his entrance, it felt really nice. He hummed a bit as he circled it before dipping in and wetting his fingers, then using how now soaked digits to rub his clit. "Ohh," Adam moaned and re-positioned his body, as he began to rub himself off. Feeling a welcoming heat come over his body he gasped and rubbed faster, whining when the pleasure left his body and his hips spasmed.
"This is stupid," he sat up and threw his pillow at the wall. "I can't even get off what the fuck!" He grumbled, glaring at the pillow that had slid onto the floor. He had an idea, one that he'd take to the next grave.
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"So little lamb, was it good the pillow I mean" Adam almost choked on his beer, eyes wide as he turned to the demon.

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𝐇𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 - Hazbin Hotel
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