𝐇𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 - Hazbin Hotel

sour apple and static radio

Lucifer has finally mended his relationship with his daughter but not all things are solved. Cause his feelings of loneliness is still lingering for his missing wife along with the ring he has memories of the past with.

Yet he never has the will to take it off so he does the only thing he could think of which is find the solution at the bottom of a bottle. Although one night while Lucifer is black out drunk and wondering the halls of the hotal a certain radio demon finds him. The next thing Lucifer knows is that he has a deal with Alaster in which he doesn't remember making.

Tonight was not a good night for Lucifer besides the fact that he was moping around the halls with a half bottle of vodka n his hands. It wasn't even his first one which was worst for himself cause he knew he had no tolerance for these kind of drinks. So the morning is not going to be pleasant for him.

Lucifer placed a hand against the wall to steady himself before the items around him decided to trip him. As Lucifer looks up to see his hand shining with the ring that brought all this sorrow about he can't help but feel tears build up in his eyes. Instead of letting that happen he decides to take another gulp of the expensive looking vodka and as suddenly as it started the bitter feeling was replaced with a fuzzy highness.

It helped for a little bit yet he also released that his bluried mind was not being helpful in finding his room. So the next best thing was the hallway, leaning against the wall not caring if someone came by and saw the horrible state he was in. He laughed a little while thinking how humerus it would be to to see what the other angels would think how far he's fallen. All for a women that left and never came back.

True he got a wonderful daughter out of it and he would give up everything for Charlie. But he also didn't want to feel so lonely and saddened. He knew that was selfish of him so instead of pulling a pity party to worry his daughter. Lucifer decided that once a month when the feelings would become to much that was his sign that he needed to drown it in alcohol.

Normal he would hide in his room away from everyone then the next day act like everything was okay. Though this was unexpected due to the fact that he was informed in the morning that Charlie took everyone to a team building exercise for the day. The plan was to grab a bottle and slowly make the way back to the room but the temptations took over. So here he was slumped against a wall debating if he should move or just fall asleep there.

Lucifer slowly closed his eyes but a sound caught his attention pulling him out of his drowsiness. It was a nice humming that threatened to put him back to asleep. Yet two thoughts suddenly occurred to Lucifer, one that no one but him was supposed to be here and two the sound was getting closer.

Shit. He was beyond screwed specially if it was his daughter and the rooms directions was still so fuzzy so that was not an option. Maybe he could run to the closest room but that just spelled trouble. Shit.

"Well, well, well, isn't this a sight to behold."

Fuck it just had to be him. "Hello, Alaster."

He just smiled like he always does. It made Lucifer want to punch him so much but he could barely think clearly to probably get a hit.

"Whatever you are about to say just don't I already have enough issues as it is right now." I mumbled to tired to even argue.

"And here I thought you would be one of those friendly drinkers but apparently you still have a stick up your-"

"Just shut up will you." I interrupt knowing fully well I'm going to still have to hear was he has to say. "Just plz stop, I can't deal with you today."

I full on expected him to pull a comment and make me more anger but instead I'm meet with silence. I look up to see Alastor just looking down at me with his head crooked to the side like he has a interest about something.

"What? Was I finally able to get you to shut up?"

He just looked at me before he asked me something surprising. "Would you like to have a drink with me?"

I continue staring at him baffled but then think he was probably going to use my drunken state to his average and try to make me strike a deal with him.

Fuck that.

I turn away from him. "Can't you already see I'm drunk enough as it is but then again maybe you want me that way so you get my soul out of a deal. So no I will not have a drink with you radio demon."

I drag out the last part to make a point and I hear a small static sound. Yet as I turn back to the radio demon he still is staring and smiling as he always does.

"I can assure you I simply want a drink with the king of hell, nothing more."

He reaches out his hand as a offer for help up. I frown while slapping it away as I move to get up. The fuzziness takes over for a second and I have to lean against the wall to not fall down. Then the warm feeling of a hand is on mine and I look to see the radio demon has grabbed my vodka. My hand makes a move to get it back but Alaster pulls it out of my reach. I groan simply wanting it back like how can I have a drink without the drink?

"I'm sorry but you can't keep drinking the hotals alcohol if you want to have drink with me."

"Well I haven't even agreed to a drink yet also your stuff's probably poisoned. So give me back my vodka you asshole."

I make a grab for it but of course the radio demon just had to use his height to his average. Making me in 2 inches of him and he simply smells like blood. Although as I get a little closer still trying to get the bottle I also smell a hint of wood. That alone almost brings back the tears I've been fighting to keep down.

So I give up on the bottle and take a step back to catch my breath fighting back those feels. "Fine I'll have a drink with you under two conditions."

"What are these conditions?" Alasters hand went down with the bottle as he looks at me with raised brow. Still with that stupid smile on his face.

"The first one is that Charlie must never know adout this ever or else I will find a way to kill you myself." I stare him down while saying this hoping he's taking this seriously. "Along with this will never happen again ever."

He just looked at me like I was probably a comedian or something that you can never that seriously.

"Fine, but I hope you also know this is my way of being nice so after this you and I are going back to the way we were got it?"

"Crystal." I spit out like venom knowing I should not be anger at him at all right now but the smile is killing me.

"Lovely, now would you like a hand or should a point in the direct the room is and hope you don't trip on the way there?" He bends down to my level as a challenge probably to see if I get pissed off.

It works. "Fuck you."

"Please don't just follow me." He says with the smile.

Of course I follow him knowing fully well that this was definitely a bad idea. I either was going to have my soul owned at the end of this or he's going to bleed me dry for all my feelings. Shit.