If Angel were given the chance to summarize the events that occurred after Lucifer became aware of the sudden presence of a baby in the Hotel, he would say that everything had been a complete chaos that didn't really cause him any concern. Instead, and as cruel as it sounded, it had caused him amusement.
Charlie had panicked and, therefore, her mouth stopped not allowing her to give concise and accurate explanations that didn't sound like a terrible tongue twister combined with nerves. After that, Vaggie jumped in to help but only ended up ruining the matter further by mentioning in her quick explanation that the child belonged to one of the members of the Hotel.
Of course, Lucifer inspected each of them with his eyes without any concealment to verify who was the owner of the creature, but since they had all shaken their heads in his direction giving him to understand the refusal of his internal question, he ended up by observing with alarming intensity his own daughter who only continued smiling at him with those clumsy gestures that suggested she was hiding something.
And since one's own interpretation could not be missing without permission to explain beforehand, the king of hell began to plot in his head all the millions of scenarios that involved his sweet girl secretly having a child and he being a grandfather before the time, or well, before mentally preparing himself to be able to digest it properly. An idea that he expressed vividly through what could be considered a panic attack that caused everyone to start moving to prevent him from fainting from the shock that he still couldn't get out of.Once Husk had given him enough fresh air through the unbridled movement of the fan he had in one of his hands, the king spoke again but with the same tone of astonishment and nervousness that caused his words to be emitted with a speed worthy of a good rapper and the occasional incomprehensible word that at least Charlie seemed to be able to translate.
And why not? they were both like two drops of water when it came to hysterical reactions.
Returning to the topic, the princess had to clarify that he was wrong with his thoughts, which Vaggie supported from her place with the same expression of concern and hysteria.
And... oh! Things had to get worse than they already were because Niffty happened to mention that the baby was Alastor's. Fact that instead of calming the older man, it only made him open his eyes extremely exaggeratedly while he once again entered a state of panic thinking that his beloved daughter had a child with that bastard that he detested so much.
Angel even remembered how he had shouted, "Didn't the bastard only see you as a daughter?! And why did you have a son with him if you're supposed to have a girlfriend!" He had even taken poor Vaggie by the shoulders, who no longer knew how to act, to shake her while saying, "Did my daughter cheat on you?! Or did they want a child and preferred to ask that bastard for help?!"
And more screams, incomprehensible explanations, panic attacks, objects flying from one side to the other, and poor Charlie who didn't know if she was on the verge of crying or having an attack similar to the one her father had. Especially when hearing him deliberately state that she had been unfaithful to Vaggie to be with Alastor.
However, the solution to all the problems came with Clauneck's gurgle that showed he was hungry as he was sucking on one end of his blanket in the hope that something would come out of it. Exact moment where Angel only dedicated himself to telling Husk to go prepare a feeding bottle meanwhile he revealed the child's head so that it could be seen by everyone present.
And just like that, Lucifer himself calmed down. Apologizing in a somewhat (very embarrassed) way while looking at the baby with a big smile and bright puppy eyes. Which made Charlie forget the altercation of confusion to also form a genuine smile of relief and joy towards the scene.

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𝐇𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 - Hazbin Hotel
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