𝐇𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 - Hazbin Hotel

The Pit...

HI GUYS SORRY I HAD A HUGE PREPATORY EXAM SHENANIGAN FOR UHM IDK LMAO

GEN Z LUCIFER INCOMING, OH AND THINGS FROM HOLY STORIES

Today the angels attacked the Hazbin hotel with the intent to harm and hurt any residents staying there. The only issue? The angels were losing. Badly. Lucifer had shown up just in time to save his daughter, and here he was, fighting Adam. The first human and human soul to be brought into heaven. He got startled as he heard Charlies screaming and teleported right there. With her in his arms, he softly let her down. "Seriously, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?!"

"Oh, I'm the only one that matters." Lucifer took slow, confident steps and rolled up his sleeves as he spoke. Adam held his ground, not moving even when they were mere inches apart. Even though Lucifer had to crane his neck up to look him in the eye, Adam knew after millennia of experience not to underestimate him for his height. "See, you messed with my daughter and now I am going to FUCK YOU!" Lucifer's sharp-toothed grin momentarily shone in the light of a nearby explosion. The fighting closest to them stopped as everyone within earshot looked at the two men. The exorcists' lips all twisted into disgusted sneers while the majority of the sinners either smirked or furrowed their brows in confusion. Adam, himself, just stared at him in shock. He could feel his face heat up as flashes of dreams barrelled to the front of his mind. He heard Lute clear her throat uncomfortably somewhere nearby, reminding Adam that he was being watched and he quickly tried to play his expression off as confused disgust.

After what felt like way too long of Adam trying and failing to come up with a comeback, Lucifer's daughter finally stepped up and broke the silence. This also gave Adam a much-needed distraction to get his brain back on track.

"Uhm... It's 'fuck you up,' Dad." Lucifer turned to look at her, confused.

before anything happend Adam paused.

Golden holy light surronded him as he changed form, he now had a slim body, wearing a white and gold suit. He looked at the man infront of him

"L-luci? w-where am i?" Adam asked "Wait what? Adam what do you mean?" Lucifer said eyeing the other. Everyone else was wondering what was happening that was until, from behind a giant portal opend. It revealed a lady with blond hair, wearing a purple dress with a fur coat and an angelic spear. "Boohoo~ seems like your useless Adam, the potion has worn off" The lady spoke as she pinned him down. Tying him up.

"w-wait d-dont hurt them... and what do you mean by p-potion?" Adam said wings trying to spurt out. Tears flowing out, his whimpers were heard by the Lady, "shut up will you? Or do I have to teach you like I did in the garden."

That word was it for Lucifer

"Luci~ have you missed me?"

"LILITH WHAT THE FUCK." Lucifer yelled.

"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST MANIPULATE SOMEONE TO DO YOUR ACTIONS AND RUIN THEIR LIFE? YOU MADE EVERYONE HATE HIM. WHEN IT WAS ALL YOU IN DISGUISE. HOW DID I EVEN START LOVING YOU?!" He yelled, quickly untying the brunette and picked him up bridal style.

"put him down. He's on my side. RIGHT ADAM?"

...

Lucifer held Adam close, as tears were flowing out. He comforted the other rubbing his back. He then placed him down. "lilith. I dont know who you think you are. I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU TOOK ME FROM ADAM, YOU MADE ME TRICK EVE INTO EATING THE APPLE! YOU RUINED OUR LIVES. YOU USED TO BE KIND." He paused as he heard chuckling beside him. "and now.. your gonna pay the price." He smirked before snapping, revealing a special, angelic gun, personally made for him.