𝐇𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 - Hazbin Hotel

The Whole Set

HELPPP 

Adam groaned, staggering back up to his full height. Fuck. He'd been on a winning streak, last thing he needed was some bitch fucking that up.

He lifted a hand up to his face, coming back shimmering gold. Shit. His mask had to be broken, fuck! That thing made him look badass, come on!

"Ugh, seriously? How many more of you freaks do I have to fight?"

Lifting his gaze, he shot a glare to whatever motherfucker had tried to fuck up his perfect image.

Short, blonde, red cheeks...

Fucking hell.

Lucifer glared right back at him, his little bitch cradled in his arms like a pathetic ragdoll. "Oh, I'm the only one that matters."

He set Charlie down, taking a few short strides over to him. "See, you messed with my daughter," he stated plainly, picking idly at his nails. A smirk spread across his face. "And now, I'm going to fuck you!"

Adam blinked.

Charlie blinked.

Lute blinked.

Everyone else in earshot blinked, because what the fuck?

"this just got intresting..."

"Uh... It's fuck you up, dad." Charlie whispered, expression beyond awkward.

Lucifer's smug grin made no move to leave his face as he stared at the first man. Intense. Burning. Adam tried not to shiver. "No no sweetie, I know what I said."

Even more silence.

"Uh...what the fuck, dude?" Adam spat. Who did this freak think he was? Some sort of fairy? Helllll no. He was The Dickmaster, and The Dickmaster doesn't take anything up the ass.

Not anymore, at least. But that's not important.

Lucifer shrugged. "Well, Char-Char probably doesn't want me killing anyone for no reason, and even though this is absolutely a good enough reason...I thought I'd be merciful!"

Adam couldn't help but just stand and stare for a minute. Merciful? What part of getting assfucked by the devil was merciful??

Lute cleared her throat from where she stood, a hand wrapped around Vaggie's wrist. "Sir. Don't listen to that piece of shit. We have exterminating to get to."

The angel rolled his eyes. "Lute, disrespectfully, shut the fuck up and get back to beating Vajjie's ass. I'm in the middle of a conversation here."

"Sir-"

"What the hell did I just say? C'mon, Danger Tits. Fuck her up for me, will ya?"

He turned away from Lute, focusing his gaze back on Lucifer. "We're finishing this conversation somewhere away from these little cunts," he stated bluntly, wiping a smear of gold blood from under his nose.

"Hmm. So I'm taking that as a yes." Lucifer grabbed Adam's arm, snapping and opening up a portal.

"No, I never fuckin said-"

He was cut off as the devil pulled him through the rip in space, portal snapping closed behind them with a small pop.

"Uh..." Charlie stared at the empty space, completely and utterly confused.

"Looks like you're getting a new stepdad," Angel quipped, adjusting his chest fluff with a playful smirk. "Your daddy's collected the whole set, huh?"

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