(A/N- They're really long so I split it up)
Josh- Josh plopped down next to you on the bed. You had been taking selfies and now leaned over to include Josh. About five minutes later your phone's photo stream was filled with stupid, goofy pictures of you and Josh. "Well, I'm going to look through these tomorrow and remember how ugly I am." you laughed. Josh's head whipped around. "You are NOT ugly." he sternly spoke. "In these pictures I am. Like a bellend or specialton." Your boyfriend shook his head. "That's because your being silly." he explained. "Your right I'm not. You are!" you giggled. Then you poked his face. Taking turns the pokes turned into squishes and then light slaps. "Hey! That actually kinda hurt." Josh said rubbing his left cheek. "Oh, I'm sorry." you reached towards him. "No I'm going to bed." Josh huffed jokingly. He turned off the light and sunk into the bed. You quickly ducked under the covers after him.
Simon- You and Simon were fighting over who goes into the back of the car first. When suddenly Simon grabbed your wrist tightly in frustration at you. You pulled your arm back and hissed at him not to touch you like that before slapping him. Simon then began to intimidate you in your second arguement. He won and you went in first with him slapping your butt instead of your face.
JJ- The sidemen are playing a cake prank on JJ and you're part of it. The plan was to make JJ think that it was being pulled on Harry. However Harry knows what is happening. You stood there in the hallway waiting for your cue from Simon to jump in. "Wh-why are you holding me like that dude?" JJ asked in between laughs. Simon gave a small nod with his head to go. "Surprise!" you shouted as you slapped JJ across the face with a cake. "What the actual FUCK!?"

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[SDMN] Preferences
FanfictionOnly preferences of the infamous and amazing Sidemen! (Some jokes outdated, written 2015-16)