Dirty Pickup Line

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Josh- You need directions? Well first you have to take this D-tour.

Simon- You can call me "The Fireman" because I turn the hoes on!

JJ- Hey, lets play farmer, you can be the farmland and I'll plant the seed.

Tobi- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you've got a pretty sweet ass.

Vik- I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

Ethan- You're like Pringles, once I pop you, I can't stop you.

Harry- I'm no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches.

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A/N- Sorry for the slow upload rate. I'm pretty busy today and tomorrow. But thanks for 6k views! I'll rant about that in my next post ;)

-See ya!

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