Josh- "can we fjck?"
Simon- "Yoyre the sweetest candything in all theuniverse."
JJ- "can wew get niggos. i men nandos. wooooooooopps."
Tobi- "i drankk one doszen babeiss. turnt."
Vik- "Babsib im so durnnnk."
Ethan- "goudnig byba i ibkj u."
Harry- "yo whre u att gurl? we gon get white gurl wasssted."
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A/N- There's my drawing of Josh. Yes, yes I know he has a beard but the drawing looks cuter without it. I love how Tobi's just ends with "turnt."-See ya!
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[SDMN] Preferences
FanfictionOnly preferences of the infamous and amazing Sidemen! (Some jokes outdated, written 2015-16)