Josh- If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Simon- Now I know why the skies are gray. All the blue went to your eyes.
JJ- Would you like a gin and platonic or a scotch and sofa?
Tobi- Hey, do you work out?
Vik- I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
Ethan- Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
Ethan: No, I just never had a license.Harry- I was feeling a little off today but you turned me on!
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A/N- Guys I reedited my original book "Fake Gold" and made it better. Pls read?-See ya lovelies!
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