Josh- There's only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Simon- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a whole galaxy in my hand.
JJ- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die!
Tobi- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Vik- I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Ethan- Do you live in a corn field?Because I'm stalking you.
Harry- Hershey's makes millions of kisses everyday. All I'm asking is for one from you.
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FanfictionOnly preferences of the infamous and amazing Sidemen! (Some jokes outdated, written 2015-16)