Sensibility Spawns Lots Of Good Outcomes Book 1

Chapter 1: Declaration of War

(Quadwal cluster Earth 987.390.283 Alpha, Wednesday, September 3rd, 2031, first person POV...)

I'm Coby Peck.

I'm what you might call a soldier who enjoys Transformers.

I mean, aside from people who only watch Transformers films and television for something good to watch purely out of boredom and just because there's nothing else to watch at the time, who else doesn't love Transformers?

Anyway, I was playing the final level of Transformers Fall of Cybertron on the hard difficulty, and just when it looked like I was gonna win as Optimus Prime, Megatron managed to counterattack and I had a game over because of Optimus' very low health bar and because the overshields had not yet regenerated.

I growled like a dog as I quit the game and turned off the PS3 before switching the TV back to normal TV and then turning off the TV.

Just then, my doorbell rang, and I looked through the peekhole to see it was my old friend, Cobe Fox.

Cobe says to me as soon as I opened the door, "Coby, I'd like to introduce you to someone who has been wanting to meet you."

A wise old man who looks like he still exercises vigorously comes up to me.

He was dressed in a business suit colored in red and blue.

The man says before asking me, "I'm Carson Locke. Are you into Transformers?"

I answered as I asked back, "Yes. Why do you ask?"

To my shock, Carson's appearance flickers like a hologram before turning off to reveal a human-sized version of Primus himself.

Primus resembles a combination of his numerous incarnations in robot mode except for his Shattered Glass counterparts.

I asked in shock, awe, and confusion, "Primus? The God of the Transformers and of Cybertron?"

Primus answers, "In the metal."

I asked again, "But how? It shouldn't even be possible for a Transformer robot to enter the Quadwal cluster without risking turning into a life sized fictional version of themselves either as a costume or as a toy."

Primus answers, "You'd be amazed at what we Cybertronians can do with the same determination, devotion, strategic thinking, and perseverance as humans, only amplified hundreds of years ahead, and with well-versed training in Cybertronian divine magic."

Cobe then asks me, "Any other questions?"

I asked back, "Does this mean that in your universe, the Transformers franchise is real?"

Cobe answers as he transforms into Primus' triplet brother Belus, who transforms into the planet Aquatron if the planet parts from the Transformers Retribution novels were anything to go by, "Yes, Coby, that is true, we assure you."