Sensibility Spawns Lots Of Good Outcomes Book 1

Chapter 21: Autobot and Decepticon Femmes Fall for Photonblade

It was in the middle of another training session with the Autobot army that Ironhide and Ultra Magnus had come in to the room.

Photonblade was showing some Autobot Rocket Soldiers how to fight like the 2003 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Utrom Shredder in that fictional version of Ninjutsu, and he says as Ironhide and Ultra Magnus approach, "Ah, Ironhide, Ultra Magnus. (He holds up a servo) One moment."

Eight Rocket Soldiers come running with swords, and Photonblade delivers an uppercut to the first, delivers an uppercut to the second and a back thrust uppercut kick to the third, deflects sword strikes from the other five, and does non-lethal takedowns without damaging their armors.

The eight Rocket Soldiers get up and as Photonblade turns to face the two Autobot lieutenants, everyone lines up and salutes the twosome.

Photonblade does the same, and Ultra Magnus says, "At ease, soldiers."

Ironhide says, "Photonblade, something rather interesting and worrying has come to our attention."

Photonblade asks, "And what might that be, Ironhide?"

Ironhide answers, "To be blunt, select Autobot femmes are trying to find you to ask you out on a date, in human idioms."

Photonblade groans and the Autobot forces in the room gasp in unified surprise.

Photonblade sputters before asking, "I'm well aware of this thanks to Optimus and the other Primes, but why would select Autobot femmes want to date me when I want to date only one Autobot femme of my own choosing after the war ends in the future?"

Ultra Magnus answers, "I am afraid only Primus and Vector Sigma know the answer."

Photonblade vents with a dragon growl before asking again, "And who are the Autobot femmes that want to date me?"

Ironhide answers, "Nightbird, Arcee, Flareup, Strongarm, Windblade, Lancer, the Rust Renegades, Greenlight, Ariel, Akiba Prime, Andromeda, Assault Star, Breakout, Cameo, Catapult, Chevalier, Clipper, Deep Blue, Ether Walker, Flashpoint, Galaxy Flare, Galaxy 'Questrian, Glyph, Javelin, Blairazor, Joyride, Karmen, Lickety-Split, Lightbright, Minerva, Nanba Prime, Nautica, Nightcruz, Nightra, Oversteer, Quickslinger, Road Rage, Road Rocket, Rocket Plume, Rosanna, Roulette, Shakedown, Skidplate, Stiletto, Tempest Spin, Thunderclap, and Vibes."

Photonblade's optics widened in shock and disbelief.

Over fifty-two Autobot femmes actually want to date him, and there was a high possibility that they were gonna fight over him.

As much as Photonblade hated to admit it, just as much as a human woman as a criminal, an abusive mother, a corrupt policewoman, or even a mercenary was dangerous enough, an army of fifty-two Autobot femmes were dangerous in their own right, perhaps even more so than the aforementioned categories of human women.

A green, orange, and white Autobot Soldier comes up and asks, "Photonblade? Are you all right, sir?"