Sensibility Spawns Lots Of Good Outcomes Book 1

Chapter 136: Battle of Honor

(Uniend Cluster 831.1012.514.1014.25.07.02.23.32 Zeta-Alpha-Kappa, Monday, July 26th, 2010, first person POV...)

Yargh! My eyes!

Is it seven thirty in the morning right now? Come on!

This happens all the time, even when I get to bed at a decent hour.

Not that I'm much of a morning person all the time, but somehow, I felt the need to stretch myself all over, like I've been stiff for years. Not to mention that I suddenly feel a rush of energy washing over me like I had drank my favorite Dunkin Donuts coffee if it had a double pump of espresso.

Hold on a minute; why does my vision look like it's clearer than what should be possible for a human being not wearing glasses? I know for a fact that I have good enough eyesight to see what I'm doing and to be able to see where I'm going, even in places with stairs not large enough for people with depth perception problems to safely navigate without their own glasses or any safety banisters, even though I also had to wear glasses because I can't read small print.

And who's that slim robot with red eyes, the wings of a fighter jet on his back, two missiles on the tops of his forearms that look like they could deploy if he makes specific finger gestures, and high heeled French spools on his feet standing in front of me?

And why does the outside look like some sort of desert canyon in the middle of nowhere?

This all seems hauntingly familiar – wait. Oh, no.

Somehow I was reincarnated into the body of a Decepticon Seeker who was a side character in the Transformers Prime cartoon in the 21st century for only one episode, and that happens to be Skyquake.

And I know this because I watched the final 2083 iteration of Transformers Prime, the more improved iteration of the 2010 original, extensively multiple times, and I know it by heart, including the details of the clones slash siblings and cousins of the Energon Seekers who nominally joined the Decepticons in Transformers Generation 1, the live action movies, Transformers Cyberverse, the Unicron Trilogy, and the Aligned continuity joined the Autobots right alongside the normal Aerialbots and other Autobot fliers like Blazemaster, Evac, Wingblade, Stratosphere, Breakaway, Powerglide, Rack 'n' Ruin, Meteorfire, Cosmos, Dogfight, Deftwing, Windblade, Springer, Sandstorm, Broadside, Maverick, Airwave, Tomahawk, Skyblast, Brainstorm, Highbrow, Searchlight, Skyburst, Stormclash, Strafe, Skyhammer, Lieutenant Spitfire, Ravenspar, Whirl, Topspin, Swoop, Hishoumaru, Jinbu, Ishinomaki Prime, Itami Prime, Tachikawa Prime, Yūrakuchō Prime, Rotorstorm, Alpha Bravo, Devcon, Rotorbolt, Sixknight, Quickswitch, Greatshot, Adhoc, Skysledge, Stormhammer, Stormshot, Doublecross, Grotesque, Twinferno, Hammerbyte, Wildwheel, Storm Jet, Sky Shadow, Treadshot, Terradive, Windrazor, Skytop, Riptide, Avalon, Bulkspring, Quickstrike, Overcast, Jetstorm, Sonar, Runway, Scattor, Skyboom, Wreckage, Dai Atlas, King Atlas, Nightcruz, Barrel Roll, Swashplate, Metalhawk, Ro-Tor, Eagle Eye, Sky High, Tread Bolt, Sunrunner, Gunrunner, Groundshaker, Star Saber, Wing, Mach, Wingwaver, Machtackle, Throttlebot, Cybaxx, Scrounge, Nightflight, Star Cloud, Whisper, Windrim, Scoutjet, Doubleheader, Sky Lynx, Skyfeather, Sonic Bomber, Victory Leo, Chain Gun, Falcon, Flanker, Missile Run, Raker, Supersonic, Aero Raid, Windsweeper, Snipe, Sky Tornado, Beamer, Blast Master, Cloudburst, Cloudraker, Cromar, Crossblades, Phaser, Fuzer, Payload, Tracks, Road Rage, Rescue Force, Rescue Force 3, Rescue Force 4, Rescue Force 5, Salt-Man X, Windmill, Six-Gun, Galactica, Cosmo, Jet, Fly-Up, Galaxy Shuttle, Screechwing, Overair, Leatherhide, Skywave, Froid, Delta Seeker, Skystriker, R-Blade, X-Gunner, Windsail, Clear Out, Padlock, Dreadrock, Steel Wind, Air Raid, Airazor, Fireflight, Jetfire, Silverbolt, Skydive, Slingshot, and Wing Saber among others as long as their names had synonyms similar to the prefixes and suffixes of their names or even words rhyming with the prefixes of their names, such as the Star in Starscream's name being replaced with Thar and the scream part of his name being the exact same, making him a sort of sibling clone. Thus, Hasbro had to come up with new characters while using previously unused words in the English vocabulary for inspiration of new names. Something that Hasbro kinda neglected to do for years with new characters.