AI Hunter Chronicles: Energized (Season 1)

Episode 7: Prayer to the Myths

Regular Show Universe 17

We cut to the inside of a shed in the middle of the park, where they've been working on a plan to kill a Primordial called MV.P for almost a week. They still have no idea how they will do it, they know they must though, otherwise Benson will fire them.

Rigby: Dude, I have a great idea.

Mordecai: Yo, spit it at me, dude.

Rigby: Okay, so I was reading online on a website called "Google," and I came across this story about an angel who used a trumpet to kill an evil dragon.

Mordecai: That sounds like a badass story, dude. So what'd you look up to find the story? Like, "epic story about a dragon that got beat up by an angel"?

Rigby: Actually, I just searched, "How to kill a dragon."

Mordecai realizes that Rigby didn't search up a way to kill a Primordial, which is different than a dragon.

Mordecai: Dude. You searched up how to kill a dragon, not a primordial.

Rigby: Dude, they're pretty much the same thing, right?

One is a mythological beast which breaths fire, and the other is a god above gods.

Mordecai: Yeah, pretty big difference. A dragon is a lizard from medieval stories and a primordial is a supernatural creature that commands the power of infinity. It's not even close, dude.

Rigby: So then, you got any better ideas? 'Cuz I don't.

Mordecai: Hold up for a minute, dude. I might have an idea.

Rigby: Alright, shoot it to me.

Mordecai: Okay, so you know how people pray to god when they want stuff to happen?

Rigby: Uh-huh.

Mordecai: And then, god might like, make a miracle happen if he hears your prayer, right?

Rigby: Yeah, I think so.

Mordecai: Okay, so what if we were to pray to...I don't know...a god or something and ask one of them to do a miracle and eliminate MV.P for us.

Rigby: Dude, you can just do that? You can just ask a god to do stuff, and they'll listen?

Mordecai: Well, that's what most people do. They pray to a god they believe in, and they ask for stuff they want to happen if it aligns with the god's morals or something. So maybe if we pray to one of the gods who really hates MV.P, it could work and they could just eliminate him for us, man.

Rigby: It feels super-duper cheat-y but... I guess we got no other options here. So, do you believe in any of the gods?

Mordecai: I dunno, dude. I think I probably do, but I'm not sure which one I'd start with. What about you? Any gods you believe in?

Rigby: Nah, man. I don't believe in any of them. But how about we just start with, like, Zeus or something? I think he's from Greek mythology.

Mordecai: Yo, good thinking, dude. I think Zeus would be a pretty good one to pray to. Let's try it, and even if he doesn't do it for us there's still all the other ones we can try.

Rigby: Yeah, I guess you're right. Let's do this.

Mordecai: All right, pray to Zeus with me, dude. I'll start.

Mordecai: Dear Zeus, we humbly come before thee to offer a prayer.

I bow and cross my hands.