Regular Show Universe 17
Mordecai and Rigby have finally found a way to kill MV.P, the Primordial of chaos and destruction, through the use of a magic missile. Of course, they need to build the thing first, and it took a few days to translate the arcane letters of the instructions, and goof off doing it, but they now know that in order to make the missile, they first need to make a casting, which the instructions recommend using Hellforged steel to do so.
Rigby: What? How would we get Hellforged steel in the park?
Mordecai: he checks the instructions "Hellforged steel is a mystical material that can only be created in the infernal pits of Hades. To obtain the necessary materials, you will need to brave the Underworld." looks at wizard's notes Or, if you are not up for a long adventure, make a portal into New Age Hell.
Rigby: New Age Hell? What the hell is that? Are you sure that's what the instructions say?
Mordecai: Yep, that's definitely what it says. And I'm not exactly sure what is New Age Hell, but we should definitely check it out before we have to go to the Underworld. That place is probably not so dope.
Rigby: Okay, but if this turns out to be a waste of time, you're getting punched.
Mordecai: he laughs Alright dude, you got a deal. Let's go check this New Age Hell spot out.
After reciting the incantation of travel on the instructions.
Mordecai and Rigby now find themselves in a very white waiting room of some kind. There are several dead looking people sitting on chairs against the walls.
Rigby: whispering to Mordecai Uh, dude, where are we? This spot's giving some real bad vibes.
Mordecai: He whispers back I think this must be that "New Age Hell" spot. It does seem awfully white and clean for Hell, huh?
Rigby: whispering Yeah, you think this place is like a waiting room or something? Maybe for new demons or sinners? Like, this is their processing office, y'know?
Mordecai: whispering You know, that actually makes a lot of sense. Maybe that's why there's so many dead looking dudes in here. They're probably in here to get processed to find out if they go up to Heaven or down to regular Hell.
A female devil with a Boston accent, who is the secretary, sighs as she grows semi-impatient/bored.
The Secretary: Are you in line or not?
Rigby: whispering Dude, what do we do? Do we say something? Do we go up to her?
Mordecai: whispering Let's just try to act casual and walk up to her. Hopefully she'll let us use the place we need to. And let me handle the talking, alright?
Rigby: whispering Okay, but don't mess this up, man. We've come so far already.
Mordecai: whispering Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got this. Just follow my lead.
They walk slowly up to the desk.
Mordecai: How's it going, lady? Pretty chill scene you've got going on in here. Very New Age.
The Secretary: Oh, so you are one of those people.
Mordecai: I laugh nervously Oh, what do you mean by one of those people? Like a cool dude, or someone who does not belong in Hell?
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