SKE CEO OFFICE, Unknown Universe
We cut to Apollo in his office. He is busy working on paperwork for the company, as well as monitoring the projects in his building.
Suddenly, he hears the sound of suction cups against glass.
Apollo hears a strange sound from outside, and the robot opens the window and sees who is causing it.
Apollo: What exactly are you doing?
Suction Cup Man: I'm climbing your tower, WHADDYA GONNA DO?
Apollo: First, I will, calmly, ask you to climb back down it.
Suction Cup Man: How about "NO!" Tons of Suction Cup Sounds
Apollo: Second, I will remind you that climbing towers like this is illegal and you will be sent to a psych ward if I have to get you down.
Suction Cup Man: Suction Cup Sounds intensify YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN LOOK AT ME GO!!!
Apollo: This leads me to my third point. I understand who you are suction cup man, there are various universes that you exist in. I know that there have been universes where you have died.
Suction Cup Man: Yeah? Name one. Name one in which I've died...
Apollo: I'll name more than one. There was one where a police officer shot you off the building, another where you were blown up by a Korean bomb, another where you never were able to get out of hell, and another where, after having all your suction cups taken away, you took your own life.
Suction Cup Man: PFFFFT, well these Suction Cup Sounds sure aren't going anywhere! Tons of Suction Cup Sounds
Apollo: There is even a universe where you weren't suction cup man, just a boring old desk worker.
Suction Cup Man: I have been everywhere I could possibly be, I HAVE CONSUMED IT ALL! There's no point in even thinking- realizes something Wait... "Where I'm not Suction Cup Man.."?
Apollo: The multiverse is nearly infinite, after all.
Suction Cup Man: So, you're telling me there's a universe where I'm NORMAL!?
Apollo: Precisely.
Suction Cup Man: a pause Bullshit!
Apollo: I beg pardon?
Suction Cup Man: You can't just say I'm normal in another universe and expect me to believe you!
Apollo: You believe that you've died in other universes, but can't imagine a universe where you are normal?
Suction Cup Man: In my defense, I was shown evidence for my death. Where's the evidence for the "normal me" huh!?
Apollo: Ah, I see...you still cannot climb the building.
Suction Cup Man: Suction Cup Sounds intensify YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
Apollo: I could if I want. Allow me to demonstrate. turns on the building's automatic window cleaner.
The window cleaners start knocking into him
Suction Cup Man: Suction Cup Man sounds Ow Ow, hey! OW, HEY STOP THAT!!!
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