AI Hunter Chronicles: Energized (Season 1)

Omniversal News

YOU'RE WATCHING OMNIVERSAL NEWSWith Chelse Ikin

Chelse Ikin: Good evening, everyone, I am Chelse Ikin. Tonight, we begin with stating that the Omniverse has been invaded. Giant flying head like machines have been appearing in every DDICU that currently exists, from DDICU 46 to DDICU Prime. The kicker? These extradimensionals have people's faces.
DDICU 44 Citizen: I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly I see this...thing in front of me. A giant yellow orb the size of my head with a propeller on top. It was facing away from me, and when I approached it, it's screen was my face.

Chelse Ikin: These "Face Raiders" seem to have take several people's identities, specifically their facial structure, and made them as their own.

DDICU 16 Citizen: These things were just flying everywhere, destroying cars, and such, saw one or two with Grandma's face. These's guys are just weird and dangerous.

Chelse Ikin: Fortunately as of this moment, the threat of the extradimensionals is very minor, and have been subdued across the Omniverse, but leading experts say to expect the worst, as more massive versions of these "Face Raiders" have been detected outside the Omniverse, and are expected to reach a climax in twelve days.

Chelse Ikin: Now for a small bit of breaking news, convict and mad man, Cat Pat, has escaped from his prison in DDICU 5, and has been MIA for several days. An inventor whose obsession over previous Theorist Channels Host, Mat Pat, led to many irrational behaviors in his past, Cat Pat was arrested and sent to the Spire Prison between DDICU 32 and 33 for conspiracy to rewrite history via a giant space station after Mat Pat retired from his role as host. Cat Pat was transferred a few months after his stay, as he was believed to not be a major threat. If you see a humanoid cat with purple fur wearing a Mat Pat cosplay approximately 6 feet tall, please alert your local Guardians immediately.

Chelse Ikin: Now we close tonight with news in apparently one of the most peaceful DDICU's in existence, DDICU 42. Run entirely by angels, DDICU 42 is known not for its kind and gentle landscape, but by the angels who went out and gone viral as overzealous kens and karens. This reputation, however, may change soon as a response to the now infamous Maro Tapes. Reporting live from DDICU 42 is our recently hired angel Charlotte. Charlotte, good evening.

Charlotte: Good Evening Ikin. I absolutely love being here. DDICU 42 is a magnificent place to be closer to the lord. However, as of recently, DDICU 42 has been receiving a bad reputation.

Voiceover: The local angels of the DDICU are frantically working hard since Friday to right a wrong that should have been addressed.
Plays a clip of Maro fighting Era.

Voiceover: On February 10th, videos began to appear of a fallen angel attempting to kill The Concept of the Internet only to be pulverized and decapitated. The fallen angel has been identified as an angel named Maro his picture is displayed on the screen. who, prior to appearing as fallen, caused massive damages to several areas of commerce, and was arrested countless times more, all in the process of stalking the Concept in question.

Era: The guy's been obsessed with me since I shut down one of his preaching services on the streets at one in the morning. I acted generously and tried to put it under the bridge, but the guy wouldn't just let it be.

Shows a video of a different angel acting entitledly zealous.

Voiceover: Maro is far from the only angel coming from DDICU 42 to display this attitude, as angels such as Labbiel and Anaiel had themselves a temporary viral presence when they melted down in public. Maro, according to Boel, one of the higher-level angels, was the first time these incidents were taken serious.

Boel: We would...hear rumors about angels acting crazy coming from DDICU 42. I personally thought that this was just a sin stigma, people not liking what they are being told and shooting the messenger.

Voiceover: It wasn't until Boel heard and saw the videos of Maro's fight that she began to understand the true depths of the greater issue.

Boel: It was horrible! sniff Just horrible. I feel...every bit of sorrow about...how many innocents we hurt by letting angels like Maro enter the outer DDICUs and...watching and doing nothing. crying

Charlotte: Boel and several other higher-ranking angels in DDICU 42 have been discussing ways to fix the crisis at hand and restore DDICU 42's wonderful reputation. It is still unclear what exactly will happen, but from word of mouth, it will most likely include changes such as what qualifies for becoming fallen, and courses for angels who wish to evangelize in the future.

Chelse Ikin: Thank you Charlotte. And that is all for tonight, that you for watching.