| 2037 Transcript of interview with Mr. Raizen Serrano and Mr. Damian Villados
Camera now rolling..
Knox, the interviewer: Okay, first question— bakit ako pinili niyo mag-interview sa inyo?
Damian: [ stands up; playfully hit the interviewer with a rolled paper ]
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Raizen: Can we re-sched(ule) this? I don't think we can finish this today.
Damian: What do you mean?
Raizen: Are you seriously asking or—
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Knox, the interviewer: Good morning, everyone. I'm Knox Real, glad to participate in this bullshit—
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Knox, the interviewer: Good morning, everyone. I'm Knox Real, happy to participate as the interviewer for Mr. Damian Villados and Mr. Raizen Serrano. First and foremost, introduce yourselves.
Damian: I'm Damian Alexis Castillo-Villados, 34 years old, just passed my board certification exam and now a practicing pediatrician.
Raizen: I'm Atty. Raizen Serrano, who specializes in corporate law.
Knox, the interviewer: Can you share a few fun facts about yourselves?
Raizen: Uh.. I was born in Edinburgh but I grew up with my father in Manila. I've been an academic achiever while I was still in school and my childhood dream was to be a teacher.
Damian: I'm ambidextrous.
Knox, the interviewer: Ano yung fun fact do'n?
Damian: Direk, pwede ba mag-request ng bagong interv—
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Knox, the interviewer: First question, ano yung first impression niyo sa isa't isa?
Raizen: That he was a rude, spoiled brat.
Damian: Thank you?
Raizen: Inutusan ako ng adviser ko noong grade 7 or grade 8, I think? Na kumuha ng representative mula sa section nila. I saw him first so I asked him but he just stared at me for five seconds before walking away.
Damian: No way.
Knox, the interviewer: Ay, naalala ko 'yon. Ako pa nga nag-sorry para kay Ian, right? Napaka gago kasi—
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Damian: Anyway, first impression ko kay Raizen.. laging nagniningning.
Raizen: What's that supposed to mean?
Damian: It is what it is.
Knox, the interviewer: Next question, what's one thing you like about each other? Physically and otherwise?
