Mickey Mouse Funhouse: Silly Stories

An old friend?

Minnie managed to capture the phone with a grab from her tail and she picked up the receiver. Mickey paused the movie so Minnie could hear better. " Funny Funhouse, Minnie speaking! " She chirped out happily. She looked concerned...then shocked...then worried...and then determined. " Don't worry, we're on our way, Captain Clarabelle! " She said with a nod before hanging up. Funny floated over, noticing how nervous Minnie was underneath all that determination. " Minnie? Minnie, what's wrong? What did Captain Clarabelle want? " He asked worriedly. He didn't like seeing his friends upset or nervous, it always made him feel the same way. " There's a villain in Herotropolis and she needs our help! " She told him, gazing at the others.

The gang nodded in agreement and began to get up and put things away before they left, Funny couldn't believe what Minnie had said. A villain? There were no villains in that world! Well...maybe the Wheezel Gang would be considered villains but he didn't think so. They were just a small ball of mischief that didn't mean much harm. They couldn't hurt a fly (no really, they once tried to and got jumped by the fly's hundreds of friends-). Who this bad guy was, he didn't know but he got that feeling in the pit of his stomach. A sense of a disturbance. He always got that feeling when the gang was in some sort of danger while he was away. It helped him know to drop whatever he was doing that very second to go help so his worry only grew. Something was wrong. Very VERY wrong.

"...Funny! Funny, are you listening? " Quacked a voice that brought Funny out of his thoughts. He looked over towards the tank where everyone was waiting for the Stairs to Anywhere to be pulled down. Oh. Right. He shook his head and nodded. " Follow me...Donald! " He winked as the music began to play and the stairs trickled their way down. The gang rushed up the stairs with Funny telling them that he'd meet them there. He wanted to see this villain for himself. In seconds, he found himself deep in the city and it was overrun by chaos! People fled for their lives, pushing against one another to get to safety. Funny flew higher to avoid being narrowly trampled and pushed down but even that had its dangers. Captain Clarabelle suddenly was blasted towards Funny and, thanks to quick reflexes and his senses, he dodged her but quickly flew after and turned into a giant baseball mit to catch the hero.

" And Funny makes the winning catch of the season! " He cheered in an announcer's voice, Captain Clarabelle gathering the strength to fly again. Funny shifted back into his orb form and smiled. " Phew, glad I caught up to...." His smile disappeared when he saw the bruises on her face. She was...hurt? But that didn't make any sense! You couldn't get hurt in the Adventure worlds...not like this, anyhow! While Funny looked visibly upset, the Captain didn't seem to pay mind to her injuries. " Thanks, Funny! Boy, am I glad to see you! Where are the others? This guy is provin' to be a team effort! " She asked while dusting off herself and looking behind Funny to see if anyone was with him. " Th-They're coming! Right behind me, I just needed to see who this bad guy was! We've never had a bad guy that could cause all this! " He explained while trying look his absolute calmest. She nodded and motioned for him to follow her (which he did). " He's a doozy! Knocked me and The Professor up a few times but we've been holding our ground! " They sped past the many buildings, dodging and saving those who were in danger of falling debris, until they made it to the Main Park which was in the middle of the city. And there, sitting smack dab in the center of it all was a GIANT ray gun of sorts that was shooting anything and everything around it and it seemed so very familiar to Funny, where had he seen it before? As they grew closer, Funny noticed the body of someone, dressed  in all black detective outfit with a long cape, standing proudly besides the machine.

" Captain Clarabelle~! Back for more~? " A voice asked eerily from behind the ray. The Captain rolled up her sleeves angrily and let her eyes narrow. That voice. Where did he know that voice from? " Sure am and I've got friends on the way! C'mon Funny! Let's show him a thing or two! " She snorted with a smile. Funny nodded with his own smile and they both started to fly towards the figure but Funny's breath suddenly caught in his throat and he skidded to a halt when he locked eyes with the man. That sense of disturbance picked up again. His eyes...they were green. An unmistakably familiar shade of of Jade. " My my, if it isn't my favorite little henchman~! How are you, Mr. Evil Eyes~? " He asked with a delighted sneer. Captain Clarabelle suddenly stopped flying, mere inches from handing out a punch, and frowned. " Mr. Evil Eyes? What are you talking about? " " Oh don't tell me that you didn't tell her about our partnership~! " He cooed, Funny's eyes widened and he shook his head fearfully. " I don't work for you!! I don't work for him!!! We don't know each other!! " He cried out, desperately trying to avoid the villian's gaze but he couldn't. It was like he was trapped! " Aw but what about ' Green eyes stick together " ? " The man cooed out sadly before bursting into laughter.

Funny suddenly grew hot. His breathing quickened. Little black and white dots starter to cloud his vision and he began to sweat. He didn't work for that man. He hated that man! He gave green-eyed people a bad rep, that's what he said! He didn't want anything to do with this guy! Funny suddenly felt himself about to spiral and Captain Clarabelle could see this but before she could rush over, she was suddenly hit with another blast and flew through a building. Funny didn't have the chance to fly after her this time because the second he looked over to watch her fly, he was hit with the ray and was blasted to a nearby wall which knocked him out cold.

" Tsk Tsk, Mr. Evil Eyes, " Said the man, " I was expecting more from you~! Aw well, your friends will give me a better fight I suppose. "