Mickey Mouse Funhouse: Silly Stories

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In King Ludwig's castle, Sneezel timidly walked around the corner that would lead him to the kitchen. He looked and saw the big corridor that would lead him there and grew nervous. That was a long walk in the open. Still, he wanted a snack to nibble on and he knew that he had to walk that length so he gathered his courage and stepped out. He cringed, waiting for pie or water or something to hit him but nothing happened. Relief washed over but he quickly made his way down, being as light as he could on his toe paws. He had just made it to the door and grabbed the handle to open it when he noticed something was a bit off. The handle felt wet and sticky and when he tried to pull his paw away, he found that he couldn't! His paw was glued to the handle! Panic shivered down his spine as he tried to pull away but he found that every time he tried, it hurt because his fur was being ripped off. As he looked around for anything he thought could help, he heard the howling laughter of two familiar weasels coming up from behind him. He grimaced before putting on a forced smile and laughing with them.

" HA HA! He really fell for the ol' ' glue on the handle ' trick! " Laughed Cheezel, snorting. Wheezeleene put a hand on Sneezel's shoulder and giggled. " We got you good, kid! " She wheezed. " Ha Ha, Yeah, you guys got me sooooo good! Now...can you two get me out of this mess? " Sneezel asked in an annoyed tone. Both pranksters looked at each other before snickering, Wheezeleene taking off her jester hat and rummaging until she found some safety scissors to cut him free. " Alright alright, now sit still. " She instructed while beginning to snip carefully. Cheezel scoffed and rolled his eyes. " It was just a joooke, you're being such a baby about it! " He sneered while laughing. Sneezel didn't find this prank funny...or the 20 other pranks they pulled on him all morning. They started harmless enough: An obvious plastic spider on his bed, his jester's cap being hidden in the closet, slyly saying a sentence in a way that would make him say something silly when he repeated it normally, you know, fun stuff! But then they started getting mean-spirited: Making him face plant into pies...multiple times, starting a fake embarrassing rumor that made the other castle goers look at him judgementally, putting a porcupine in his seat so when he sat on it, and so on until...he pulled his paw free as Wheezeleene did the final snips and saw the bald spot he now had there...this was getting on his nerves. " Don't call me a baby! I'm not a baby, I just don't like these bad pranks! " He yelled before storming away from the two to head outside. He wasn't hungry anymore anyhow.

Back at The Funhouse, everyone was eating and talking among each other happily about the pranks that they had done to others/had dealt with back in HDH. Goofy sat on a whoopie cushion, Daisy gave someone pepper gum, Minnie...was the one who had the pepper gum, Mickey fell for the old " Spell this word slowly " trick, Donald did the " fly on an ice cube " on Pete (he surprisingly took it well and laughing til he cried) and Pluto? He tricked everyone before they came to The Funhouse by meowing! It was a sight, to say the least. Donald, who was sitting at the little bar table on the water tank, made his way into the kitchen to snag another cookie. They were sitting in the tray Funny had baked them on but when he went to grab one, the cookie moved away from him! " Huh? " He grunted in surprise. He tried again and the cookie hopped off the tray and onto the counter. Donald jumped back and his eyes widened. How was that cookie doing that?! He hesitated but slowly grabbed at the cookie and was able to finally pick it up without it moving but when he went to take a bite.. " PLEASE!! SPARE ME! " It cried out, Donald dropping the cookie back onto the counter. He couldn't believe what he had just seen and heard until he heard the cookie start to giggle madly. Then everything clicked. " Okay Funny, you got me! " He laughed and seconds later, a certain human was sitting on the counter with the cookie in his hand. " Yay! " He giggled proudly, " But here you go! " Donald took it and munched on it. " Ooh! I like your puffs! They're really pretty and I like the two strands of hair in the front! " He complimented when he noticed Funny's hair.

Funny smiled softly and thanked him before he took his cookie and the two made their way back to the living room. However, before they could get a chance to sit and relax again. They noticed that Daisy was on the Funhouse Phone and she seemed worried. When she got off, Donald asked her what was wrong. " That was King Ludwing of Majestica! It seems like April Fools is being celebrated there as well but The Jester Wheezels aren't being so nice about it. "