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HP-Moomy

"Hello Sirius." Lily smiled as she opened the door.

"'Lo, Evans." Sirius Black smirked at his friend's wife.

"That's Potter, actually!" James shouted from the kitchen.

"Would you two stop doing that?" Lily sighed, exasperated.

"Never." Sirius grinned.

"Fine. The next time one of you does that, I'll hex both of you."

Sirius paled slightly. "Aw, come on. Let us have our fun."

"Not at my expense you won't."

"Alright, alright fine. Has Harry said his first word yet?"

Remus came out of the living room, carrying said child.

"Kind of." Lily said.

"If it was some take on my name it counts."

"It wasn't." Remus said bluntly. "He's been saying 'Moomy' for the past hour and a half."

"Moomy!" Harry squealed.

"I still think he meant Moony." Lily said with a smile.

"Oh, he definitely said Mommy." Remus responded.

"They've been going on like this for an hour." James complained, walking out of the kitchen.

"What do you think he said?" Sirius asked.

Lily and Remus turned to stare at James, waiting for his answer.

"I'm pretty sure he said 'poopy.'" The black haired man muttered, turning to go collapse on the couch.

As he was about to sit down, the couch disappeared from under him.

Sirius burst out laughing as his friend hit the floor with a loud clunk and let out a groan of pain.

"Nice timing, Lily." Remus commented, handing a very squirmy Harry over to his mother.

"Why thank you Remus."

"Moomy!" Harry said with a gurgly baby giggle.

Remus and Lily looked at each other.

"I'm still sure he's talking about you." They told each other at the same time.

Sirius rolled his eyes. "Can I see Squirto?"

Lily slowly handed her baby over to his godfather.

"Harry, can you say Sirius?"

"Moomy!"

"No. Sirius."

"Moomy!"

"Harry, come on. See-Ree-Us."

"Moomy!" Harry flailed his arms happily.

Sirius sighed. "How about Padfoot? Can you say Padfoot for me?"

"Moomy!"

Lily giggled. "He just loves the two of us so much, Remus."

Once again, James muttered under his breath about 'poopy.'

The couch appeared three feet above his head.

With a yelp, James rolled out of the way as the large piece of furniture crashed to the ground where he had been moments before.

"Lily!"

"Stop sulking that he didn't say Prongs first." The redhead ordered.

"Wiwy!" Harry screeched, pointing to his mother.

"So you're Moomy!" Lily nudged Remus.

As if to prove his mom right, Harry pointed to the brown haired man and giggled. "Moomy!"

James rolled his eyes.

"Alright Harry, you said Lily and Moony, now it's my turn. Say Padfoot."

"No."

Lily snickered.

Sirius crouched down so he was at eye level with his godson. "Look Harry. I'm your godfather. It's my job to buy you cool stuff and spoil you cause you're awesome. The least you could do is say Padfoot. Or Sirius. He-"

"Do not swear in front of my son." Lily snapped.

"Right. Heck, you could even say Black and I'd take it. You can do it Harry."

"Moony."

"Padfoot, Harry. Pad-foot. Say it slowly."

"Moony!"

"Alright, let's do it this way. Who's your favorite Marauder, Harry?"

"Moony!"

"Wrong answer. Try again."

"Moony. Moony Moony Moony!"

"Alright Padfoot, stop drilling the kid." Remus picked the giggly baby up and bounced him slightly.

"I'm not!"

"Yes you are." Lily retorted with a smirk.

"I'm not drilling him, I'm trying to set his priorities straight so he can live through life properly."

"Sirius, stop trying to corrupt Harry." Remus ordered, handing said child over to his mom.

"Wiwy!" Harry squealed.

"That's me!" Lily smiled. "What's your name?"

The green eyed baby made gurgling noises.

"No, silly, you're Harry!"

Sirius flopped into the armchair next to the couch.

"If it makes you feel any better, he didn't say Prongs either." James said.

Lily headed for the stairs. "I'm going to change Harry's diaper, I'll be right back."

Remus pushed James' feet off the couch and sat down.

James went to lift his feet and set them on top of Remus, but his friend pulled his wand.

"Put your sweaty feet on me and I'll hex you."

"What you gonna do?" James asked teasingly.

"I found a spell that makes someone stuck in their animagus form, but the baby form. It usually lasts about a week, maybe a little more."

"Do it!" Sirius yelled, laughing. "I wanna see that!"

"See what?" Lily's feet appeared at the top of the stairs.

"Moony just threatened to hex Prongs so he's stuck as a fawn for a week!"

"You should tell me that spell, I might use it some time. Oh, James, you'll never guess what Harry just said!" She carried the baby over and plopped him down on his father's lap.

"What did you say, Harry?" James asked in a baby voice.

"Dada!"

"Yes!" James cheered.

Sirius groaned. "Am I the only one whose name he hasn't said?"

"Well he hasn't said anything about Peter yet. Speaking of, where is Peter?"

"He said he couldn't make it. Had a previous commitment." James answered his wife.

"Hey Harry. Say Padfoot." Sirius said.

"Moony!"

"ARGH!"