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my guy has to work so i made teddy day plans

r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bestdoctor

PO Box doxxing actually works?!

Guys. So, yesterday my co-worker put up a post on reddit declaring his love for chocolates and giving out his PO Box address so people can send him chocolates. When he told me this, I was like there is no way in hell this is going to work. Why would people drop off chocolates for some random person on reddit? But guess what.

He just picked up his po box loot and THERE IS SO MUCH CHOCOLATE?! Like literally, so much. I cannot believe that actually worked. So with that in mind, would anyone be willing to sponsor me some new surgical instruments? Or actually, bandages. My office stash always seems to disappear.

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user62539:
ohh is this about this post? i dropped off some chocolate! hope op enjoyed it

     bestdetective:
     i did, thank you!

lalaland:
oh you guys are co workers! but wait omg, matching usernames

joanna:
So you guys are dating? How cute!

     bestdoctor:
     absolutely not, we've just been friends a really long time

     bestdetective:
     ew

a_girl:
wdym your bandage stash keeps disappearing???

anneofgreengables:
Huh.

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/anneofgreengables

Anne and I would love some new teddies.

Trying this out because a distant acquaintance of mine did and it worked out for him. I absolutely adore plushies and am a firm believer that there can be no such thing as too many plushies. With that in mind, here is my PO Box address in case any lovely people would like to gift me some teddies for the occasion of teddy day.

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alcott:
Oh sweet girl...

guildfrancis:

Hmm. u/alcott please have some plushies sent to this girl immediately.

adventures_of_sawyer:

Would you like mini plushies of Huck Fin and Tom Sawyer?

     anneofgreengables:
     yes

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/LiulFrLokison

Has anybody heard from u/bandagesonly_?

Hi everyone. Do you guys remember the post by this user yesterday, asking for chocolate day advice? They have also been asking and updating us about Valentine's Week for days now, so I'm surprised there's no update yet. I'm patiently waiting!

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Rest_In_Peace_4th_Wall:
wait you're right! did he manage to give chocolates to his crush?

kamisai:
Yesss I was just thinking about this!

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bandagesonly_

Patience please! 

Hello everyone, it is me, your local dashing valentine's week yearner. Everyone has been tagging me for chocolate day updates, so here I am. As much as I appreciate your investment and interest in my valentine's week fiascos, I must ask you to be a little patient with me. As you see, something terribly tragic has happened.