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i promise this is (not) a date !!

r/ArmedDetectiveAgency
Posted by u/bestdoctor

Where the fuck did those bandages come from?

I'm pretty sure Dazai stole more of my bandages yesterday, right? But then today morning while I was doing a stock check I found ten fresh rolls?? I know I jokingly posted on Reddit yesterday, asking for medical  stuff but it's not like I gave out an address or anything. Seriously, where did these come from?

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bestdetective:
no because why must you question everything? just go with it

    bestdoctor:
     should a detective really be saying that?

bandagesonly_:
no worries sensei, i'll gladly take them off your hands if you don't want them

     bestdoctor:
     stay away or i will neuter you

MyIdeals:
I believe that the bandages were a present from the President.

     Fukuzawa:
     That is correct. 

not_a_furry:
The President is on Reddit....?

bestdoctor:
oh my god. Kunikida, did you show him my post?

     Fukuzawa:
     Yes

          bestdoctor:
          Wow okay, thank you sir :)

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bandagesonly_

Teddy Day update!

Hello everyone, your favorite hot mess is back ;) So, teddy day update! I know a lot of you are dying to know what plans my crush had for us. Side note, do not die over this, that's actually my thing, ne?

So, where do I even start. Firstly, there is a need for some as vague as possible backstory for context. Let's say that my former partner and I work in an industry where kids shouldn't really be working. Like they can, but it's not the most ideal situation, right? It's not a casual part time job that teens might do to make some extra cash. That said, the both of us actually know quite a few people in our line of work who are extremely young. It's not the best situation but it is what is it is.

So this guy, my former partner; he wanted to give a little something to these young people. (This makes me feel extremely old btw like I'm only 22!) So yes, we went plushie shopping together. Bought a bunch of teddies + little wrapped chocolate treats because "why the fuck not", his words not mine. Then we went around meeting up with these friends of ours to deliver their presents. Most of them were obviously pretty embarrassed because everyone in this industry is trying to be tough and all that, but they were all really happy.

So in conclusion, the person I love is an absolute angel of a human and I love him so much :(

That aside, after we'd met up with everyone, the two of us went out for a nice dinner somewhere. Still, my crush is the sweetest human to exist and I wanted to do something nice for him, so I got him a cute little teddy keychain. It had a hat just like him! 

But yes, that's my story. I hope you guys had a nice day too!

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Allyiaxa:
I can't believe we were bashing op's crush just a few days ago because his letter was full of insults. he's obviously a literal angel

     demon_snow:
     this is very true

Entityy:
Oh my god, that is the sweetest thing. I figured maybe you'd man up and get him a plushie after all, but this so much better