Double Black

hugs are awkward even for a 7-year rivalry

r/ArmedDetectiveAgency
Posted by u/oniichan_daisuki

Hugs x100 for my dearest brother~

Hello everyone. I keep seeing so many people posting Valentine's Week updates. So here is mine! Since today is hug day, I have devoted myself to making sure my dearest brother receives AT LEAST a hundred hugs from me  <3

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haruno_is_not_a_cat_lady:
Uh. Good for you, i think?

MyIdeals:
I was under the impression that this was a daily occurrence?

      bandagesonly_:
     LMAO dyinggg

          MyIdeals:
          Oi Dazai. Not this again. Do I need to come pick you up?

               bandagesonly_:
               not literally holy shit

bestdetective:
petition to have no pda allowed during office hours

bestdoctor:
^ +1 and also this is the wrong subreddit

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r/PortMafia
Posted by u/girlboss

What is wrong with today?

What on earth is up with today? I was just minding my business, doing my usual grocery run before heading in for work. But for some reason, random men on the street keep flirting with me and trying to touch me??? They don't even wait for my response?! Almost all of them keep saying extremely cringe shit like "what's up cutie, you want a hug, huh?" Like go away, no?? 

Is this normal? I've never experienced this before; I'm so confused. Is this what they call 'incels'  on the internet?

Update/Edit: To answer your questions, no I was not in my work outfit. I wear regular clothes outside work hours, you know? Besides, what does that have to do with anything?

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mafiablondie:
Oh no, that's terrible :( It's actually Hug Day today (valentine's week) but that's no excuse. I've never seen anyone act this way for a random day in vweek?

rashomon:
...Tell me you kicked them in the balls.

tachihara:
dude, gross. kick them +1

lemonslife:
you need any lemon bombs for emotional support?

okzakikoyo:
Gin dear, kick aren't enough. Take out that knife.

bandagesonly_:
gin-chan, would you like me to hunt them down and leak all their dirty secrets online? i'd offer to kill them but I can no longer do that

     gravity_:
     i can. say the word.

          girlboss:
          yea i think i'm gonna settle for some really strong pepper spray. can't go around killing civilians over being weirdos

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bandagesonly_

Little Promise Day update!

Hello everyone here's your favorite simp and a wimp, back with an update. To recap my promise day plans which I mentioned in my post yesterday, I wanted to take my former partner to a place that holds a lot of meaning to both of us, but especially him. Then dinner and drinks obviously.

So, I asked him if he wanted to go out and he said yes, he even picked me up after work. I told him where we were going; he was very surprised but he obliged. I don't want to disclose too much about what or where this place is, and why it's so important. But let's just say this, it's the grave of someone really important in my crush's life. Someone who kinda shaped the way he lives, you know? The idea behind going there was such that, he once made a promise to this person right before they died. Something really important to all of us, and I know just how much he honors that promise every single day. So I took him for an emotional little nostalgia trip. I wasn't really sure how he would react to that, but I could tell he appreciated it. That place is kind of like a safe space, you know? We've been there for our worst days and our best.