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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bestdoctor

What the fuck is Valentine's Week?

Hello, I (25F) work with the weirdest group of people. Not a single one of them is normal, and trust me I am not exaggerating when I say that. This is important, please keep this in mind. I just got into work like an hour ago and there's this heated discussion happening between two of my co-workers (they are work partners and one of them is always yelling at the other, which is btw totally fair because he's an obnoxious guy), let's call them K and D respectively. 

Now, D insists that Valentine's Week starts today, but K insists that Valentine's is just limited to a day.

Our other younger co-workers obviously have zero clue as to what is going on, but one of our co-workers, who D and I are pretty close to insists that Valentine's Week is totally a thing and he should know because his "love for candy" grants him powers to ascertain which candy-related events exist for real (???). I have no clue what that means, but basically I'm here to ask you guys only one thing. 

Does Valentine's Week exist and if so WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

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user43269:
LMAOOO this is so funny, but sorry to inform you OP, valentine's week is totally real

bestdetective:
valentine's week exists babe

anneofgreengables:

oh honey... sorry to break it to you, but valentine's week totally exists

     gonewiththewind:

     Excuse me? Last I checked it was just a day.

mafiablondie:
Hi OP! So sorry you have to hear heated conversations first thing the morning :( I totally get it though, my co-workers are so annoying. Anyways let me help out! Here's a list of all the days in Valentine's Week <3
February 7: Rose Day
February 8: Propose Day
February 9: Chocolate Day
February 10: Teddy Bear Day
February 11: Promise Day
February 12: Hug Day
February 13: Kiss Day
February 14: Valentine's Day
Hope this helped and that you don't have to deal with annoying co-workers for the rest of the week.

     bestdoctor:
     wait are you? nvm, thank you! this was extremely enlightening, i will now shoot myself

          bandagesonly_:
          yo you can't do that, that's lowkey my thing

          bestdetective:
          also you can't revive yourself so like calm down

          mafiablondie:

          wait you guys are-!! 

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bandagesonly_

Help me pick out roses!

HELLO EVERYONE! I (22M) am literally perfect. Dashing looks? Check. Extremely fluffy hair? Check. Double suicide fanatic? Double check! Raging bisexual? Check. An absolute hit with every beautiful woman in town? Check ;) But unfortunately, I have one fault. I have terrible tastes in men! :(

So there is this guy (22M), we have known each other since we were 15 and initially we hated each other, it was like a super known thing. We also worked together and were partners so that wasn't easy because he is just such a chibi slug who barks all day, ifykwim. Anyways so everyone thinks we hate each other, but that is not true. I mean yea i guess he hates me, but I actually have liked him since the day we met. Scratch that, I'm in love with him. So I want to do something for him over Valentine's Week. Like, a way of celebrating it with him but also asking him out? Our professions are very unpredictable so I kinda don't wanna miss out on having something with this guy and regretting it later. UGH LISTEN TO ME I SOUND LIKE A LOVESICK IDIOT