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r/ArmedDetectiveAgency
Posted by u/oniichan_daisuki

Important Update!

Hello everyone. In reference to my post yesterday, I have updates! I was successfully able to give my brother one hundred hugs throughout the day. Such an amazing feat, can you all believe it? I would like to extend my gratitude to my lovely brother, for his support. I would never have been able to do this without him. I would also like to thank every one who cheered me on, encouraging me to do my best every hour of the day.

Special thank you to Haruno-san for taking over some of my duties, I could have never done this without you!

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haruno_is_not_a_cat_lady:
Well yeah, sure. You're welcome, Naomi-chan

MyIdeals:

Please refrain from delegating your duties.

bandagesonly_:
lmaooo good job, naomi-chan

demon_snow:
i am confused

bestdetective:
wow

bestdoctor:
is it just me or is this brand of ridiculously so dazai-coded

     bandagesonly_:
     i have no idea what you're talking about

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r/ValentinesWeek
Posted by u/bandagesonly_

Hug Day Update :0

Hello hello everyone! It is I, your beloved Hug Day forfeiter, back with updates about my 'sad little gay ass pining life' as one of my co-workers put it. One, rude. Two, fairly accurate. So let's see. I considered some of your advice from yesterday, I really did. Especially the one about asking him out so I can kiss him today. I really thought about it and like, BEEP! NO WAY!

He would definitely laugh at me if I did such an absurd thing. No, no. Impossible. So then, all things considered, Hug Day pretty much remained forfeited from my end. There was nothing I could do after all, ne? But then! My crush asked me to hang out at his place later. I obviously said yes.

When I finally got there, I realised what was up. He !! Was !! Cooking !! For !! Us!!

If there is one thing you must know about that cute little human, let this be it. He is an amazing cook. Like actually, the best ever. I eat his cooking more often than not and it's still not enough. I want to have food made by him for the rest of my hopefully short life :(( 

Anyways, he actually made me crab ramen. I offered to help, don't worry. But he turned me down and instead had me sit on down at the kitchen bar and poured me some wine. He's also an absolute wine connoisseur, so that was some good wine. With the ramen however, he brought out sake which paired up so perfectly, wow.

But yes that was my day yesterday!

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ChipsWithDinoNuggies:
why are we ignoring op's s*cidal jokes...

IM_BOR3D:
Let's pack it up, everyone. These two fuckers are basically married and choose to be blind about it

illiteratejelly:
so he literally cooked for you and you still won't ask him out? this is crazy

LiulfrLokison:
Wine connoisseur, huh? Really makes you wonder about the chances...

strawberryfleur:
god get your shit together

demon_snow:
aw that's so sweet

mafiablondie:
aw op!! this is adorable <3

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