Double Black

the soukoku and the cat

A/N: The sequel to 'the soukoku and the puppy' because someone told me to give Dazai a cat. Big big thank you to @edensplainedfor EVERYTHING. They gave me the prompts, helped me pick out the cat (i named him though!) and most importantly, they made me super cute fanart which you should go check out. I put it in the fic media! (for the puppy fic too)

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"Baby, that's for you."

"Meow!"

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Chuuya prided himself on being a very good partner. In the romantic sense, that is.

Of course, he's only ever been a partner to one person. But still, he had very good history of taking care of said shitty partner, alright? Firstly, of all things, he was cursed with the misfortune of being married to a literal mummy.

A waste of bandages.

A shitty mackerel bastard who just happened to invite random women on a double suicide with him. Like, wasn't that just so rude? But Chuuya supposed it was fine, since that asshole promised to live for Chuuya. That was precious, and more important anyway.

Even if Dazai was just a pet fish who wasn't useful at all (well, except maybe as a strategist on the battlefield), and even if he couldn't take care of himself at all, he was a good husband. Chuuya could personally vouch for such suspicious-sounding claims.

It was a given that Dazai would be there for Chuuya if he had a particularly bad day. Such as, if a mission went wrong, or if Dazai himself decided to be an extra annoyance that took a few years off the mafioso's life span.

Dazai has always been a good husband; throughout the seven years that the duo have maintained their partnership. Even if he acted like a bastard of the time, he had his own way of showing love and care for Chuuya. And the redhead appreciated that, alright?

And he loved his husband way too much, even if he was just a useless pet fish.

Dazai has always been wonderful to him, but didn't he overstep his own limits last month?! For some unknown reason that Chuuya didn't want to ponder upon, that shitty guy had decided to be a good person (for a change) and had gotten Chuuya something that he has always wanted.

Exactly about twenty two days ago, that shitty detective came home from work, and he brought a puppy home with him?! Like, an actual dog. A real life golden retriever puppy that was honestly too cute to exist. Chuuya just about had a heart attack when the puppy first nuzzled up to him.

One thing led to another, and Twin Dark ended up naming their newly adopted dog as 'Popcorn'. Because he was golden! Like popcorn! Wasn't that just so adorable? Chuuya adored that little pup so much!

And that is exactly why it was such a big problem that Popcorn decided that he liked Dazai better. Wasn't that just rude?! After all, it was Chuuya who fed that little pup thrice a day, and it was Chuuya who took him for walks and cleaned up after him.

Popcorn hasn't exactly been, uh, potty-trained yet.

So wasn't it really unfair that Popcorn liked Dazai more, when it was actually Chuuya that took such good care of him?! That bastard Dazai didn't even like dogs! He hated them! He even called them as 'monstrous mutts who do nothing but bark and shit all day'!

How could such a cute and adorable puppy like Popcorn adore an asshole like Dazai so much?! Wasn't that absolutely unnatural?

So obviously, Chuuya had to do something about it. After heavy contemplation, he went out and got a mini hat and a choker-styled collar for Popcorn. Yes, Dazai did indeed laugh his head off when he noticed that both the accessories looked exactly like Chuuya's. But that didn't matter much here. At least now Popcorn would look a little like Chuuya, ne?