The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Book 2 - Prologue

Hey guys, so book two is starting now :P Crazystar is writing this incredibly amazing start to the world's greatest sequel ever to a book. As usual, here's Lightning to edit! :D

StarClan stood around a pool staring into the water, because apparently that is what StarClan does. "There's another prophecy!" a she-cat announced.

Everyone looked confused. "About what?" a starry tom asked. "ThunderClan is the only important Clan---the only one prophecies are ever about---and Yellowstar already saved them!"

"I have no idea what it means, but it says dark stripes will rise against starry thunder," the she-cat announced.

Gasps came from the crowd. "I wonder what it means!" all of the cats wailed at once.

A random kit spoke up. "Ooh, I know! It obviously means Stripefur will lead the Dark Forest to attack ThunderClan and StarClan!"

Another kit nodded. "Yeah, the antagonist from the first book who is leading the Dark Forest is always the villain in the sequel to a Warriors fanfic. Duh, don't you know?"

The she-cat who had announced the prophecy shook her head in disgust. "Cut! You can't know what it means until the last five chapters, we have to pretend like we're total idiots! You're ruining the suspense. Start over, from the top!"

"Um, I mean . . . how could we ever figure out what that mysterious, confusing prophecy means? Who could possibly cause any trouble in the forest?" the kits said, nodding convincingly.

"It must be ShadowClan!" an apprentice shouted from the back of the crowd.

Everyone nodded in agreement. "Yes, of course!"

"Wait a second, hasn't ShadowClan been destroyed about fifteen times already? Aren't there only, like, four cats left in their Clan?" the kits asked.

The she-cat who had announced the prophecy chuckled. "Foolish kits! We cloned all of their remaining cats a bunch of times so that we can have someone to blame everything on and so Yellowstar can invade their camp another eighty-six times!"

The kits tilted their head in confusion. "But why does she invade their camp?"

"Because they're the bad guys," a ThunderClan cat snarled.

"No, that's not why," the tom meowed, shaking his head. "Care to explain, unnamed StarClan she-cat?"

The she-cat waved her tail dismissively. "So that this book has suspense, maybe? Idk, it's probably so that Crazystar can keep this book rated R."

The random starry tom spoke up again. "We still need room in this prologue for the cliché birthing scene at the end of it, so let's all leave and go deliver the prophecy to ThunderClan."

***

Yellowstar yowled in agony as Bubblefur stood concernedly outside the nursery. A few heartbeats later, the medicine cat poked his head out and told Bubblefur to come in. Yellowstar obviously was perfectly fine and had two beautiful healthy kits. Of course, one kit looked like an exact copy of Yellowstar while the other looked identical to Bubblefur, because Warriors fanfic writers do not understand genetics.

"They're so beautiful," Bubblefur said, tears welling up in his eyes. "What should we name them?"

"Why don't we name the one that looks like me Orangekit, after my brother who somehow disappeared from this series after the first chapter of book one?" Yellowstar suggested.

Bubblefur nodded. "Great idea! And why don't we name the one that looks like me Milkkit, after that elder who cusses more than Green Day?"

Yellowstar smiled. "Sure, why not?"

The author then decided to abruptly end the chapter.