The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Chapter 12

"I have an announcement to make to the Clan!" Yellowfur called eagerly to every cat as soon as she got back to camp with Bubblefur.

Everyone padded out of their dens, yawning. It was morning, but no cat was awake, not even for dawn patrols. There could possibly been no ShadowClan cats attacking at the borders.

"Anyways," Yellowfur went on, "Bubblefur and I are now mates! Isn't that wonderful?" She pressed close to Bubblefur.

"Yippeee -_-," Rubberbutt said enthusiastically, stalking out of the warriors den. "Best news ever."

"RUBBERBUTT!" Awesomestar yowled from the leader's den. "YOU ARE NOW BANISHED FROM THUNDERCLAN BECAUSE YOU DON'T CARE AT ALL THAT OUR AMAZING BEAUTIFUL AWESOME AND FABULOUS DEPUTY NOW HAS A MATE!"

"What?" Rubberbutt snarled. "That's so unfair!"

"And so is this book," Awesomestar meowed.

"That doesn't even make any sense---"

"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!" Awesomestar yowled.

"I hate ThunderClan anyways!" Rubberbutt yowled, running out of the camp entrance. Everyone watched Rubberbutt go, then cheered.

Gangnam Style began to play from the DJ, and every cat danced and partied for Yellowfur and Bubblefur. The song went on loop sixty-nine times before Tigerfur, a warrior of ThunderClan, shut it off.

"Come on!" Tigerfur complained. "This song played way too may times! It's so outdated anyways! Play something that has to do with 2015, not 2013."

"DJ!" called Yellowfur. "Change the song to Megan Trainor! Play All About That Bass :D!"

"I can't," the DJ responded. "I have a confession to make. I'm actually playing this song from my iPod, and I hadn't been buying music since last year, so..."

"Wait!" Featherfur suddenly gasped. "Besides the music, I just realized something. A couple of chapters ago when you two were apprentices, Bubblepaw was a she-cat. Since when was he ever a tom?"

"Who knows?" Whitefur asked. "Turn up the music!" Suddenly, Firework by Katy Perry began to play.

"What's with all of this outdated sh*t?" growled Pantherfur.

"Don't ask me," snapped Yellowfur. When Firework stopped playing, Roar by Katy Perry went on. All of the she-cats cheered.

"CUZ YOUR GONNA HEAR ME ROOOAAR!" everyone chanted. Yellowfur was singing the loudest and every cat was entranced by her angelic voice. She was the best singer who ever lived!

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Aha what did I just write o.o
~LightningStrikeTC here btw :D