The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Book 2- Chapter 4

A/N: Crazystar here again lol!

One day passed(wow, we were actually specific with time for once! Be proud!). Yellowstar was sitting in her den watching the brand new episode of Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on her enormous flatscreen TV.

A warrior peeked his head in. "Excuse me, Your Majesty."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" Yellowstar screamed furiously.

"Your Royal Highness, please pardon my interruption, but Orangepaw wants to train," he said.

Yellowstar's eyes remained glued to the screen. "C'mon, Coulson, kill them all!"

The warrior coughed pointedly. "Uh, hello, my queen?"

"WHAT?! Oh, uh, yes, Orangepaw wants to train you said. Who's Orangepaw?" Yellowstar asked, glancing briefly at her servant.

"He's your son..." the warrior replied.

Yellowstar reluctantly abandoned her show. "Oh, yeah, that's right. I totally knew that."

The warrior chuckled. "Of course you did, Your Majesty."

Yellowstar descended from her den with a graceful leap. All of the cats paused to stare at her in awe, envying her strength.

Orangepaw bounced around excitedly. "Can we do battle training? PLEASE MOM! I only killed one ShadowClan cat this time, I want to kill twenty-five of them next time!"

Yellowstar nodded and led the way to the training hollow. "Fight me," she said as they arrived.

Orangepaw effortlessly tackled Yellowstar and pinned her to the ground. Yellowstar gasped in surprise. Orangepaw smiled smugly. "Great job, Orangepaw! You clearly don't need any training at all! Feel free to go home and do whatever you want! Besides, I want to get back to my show," said Yellowstar.

Yellowstar then raced back to camp. Orangepaw shrugged and walked back to camp. He padded into the den and fell asleep.

He woke up in a shadowy place that was almost too dark to see anything in. Squinting, he was able to make out dark gray bark on trees that seem to stretch upwards endlessly. A glowing silvery mist illuminated the black grass on the ground.

"Wow, I wonder what this place is!" Orangepaw exclaimed stupidly.

"It's the Dark Forest, you idiot!" Stripefur snarled, leaping at Orangepaw with claws outstretched.

Orangepaw screamed and dumbly stood still, frozen in fear.

Crazystar intercepted Stripefur. "What do you think you're doing?! This book just started, he can't know that yet!" she shrieked furiously.

"Is he, like, brick stupid?! Does he even have a brain?! You mean the black trees don't give it away?" Stripefur hissed.

Crazystar smirked. "I make all of the characters in these books brick stupid, including you."

"Hey!" Stripefur protested indignantly.

Crazystar shrugged. "Anyhow, you're supposed to train him."

"I hate all of you!" Wild screamed, randomly appearing.

Crazystar watched with wide eyes as Wild then vanished. "Okay, anyhow..."

"Hi Tigerheart!" interrupted Lightningstrike.

"Hi mom!" said Spider.

"Pizza!" Frosty and Aqua exclaimed excitedly at the same time.

"Why am I in this?" asked Blaze.

"Guys, you're turning this book into a spoof!" Crazystar protested.

"That's okay, we already did that like eighteen chapters ago!" Lightning said cheerfully.

Crazystar sighed. "For now, I am the only one allowed to directly address the characters! We need to be more careful with these things! We've already killed the fourth wall! If we continue this, it could have even more serious consequences!"

"YAY!" Lightning and Spider cheered in unison.

All the other admins glared at them.

Lightning chuckled nervously. "Uh, I mean, OH NO! Let's get out of here guys, before we accidentally-on-purpose cause the world to blow up!"

All of the admins but Crazystar left and returned to their top secret underground bunker.

Crazystar rolled her eyes. "Anyhow, Stripefur, what the heck were you thinking?!"

Stripefur glared at her. "Orangepaw is Yellowfur's son! I want him dead!"

"No no no, that's not how it goes!" Crazystar said, shaking her head. "You're supposed to convince him this is StarClan and train him to fight for you when you attack ThunderClan with your army in Chapter Nineteen!"

"Aw, do I have to? And why can't I just kill him, please?" Stripefur whined.

Crazystar narrowed her eyes. "You have to because that's how all Warriors fanfic sequels go! Why don't you stupid cats understand these things?"

Stripefur laughed. "What if I don't do it? I REFUSE!"

Crazystar smiled innocently. "Do it or you die."

"But Yellowstar kills me again at the end anyways!" Stripefur pointed out.

Crazystar lifted her keyboard threateningly.

Stripefur gulped. "Uh, okay, I'll do it!"

Crazystar pressed the magical rewind button and disappeared.

"Wow, I wonder what this place is!" Orangepaw exclaimed stupidly.

Stripefur walked out from behind a tree, smiling. "Hello there! This is StarClan, and we have seen that Yellowstar is unable to train you properly, so we want to help you learn some new battle moves to help you slaughter all of ShadowClan!"

Orangepaw gasped. "Wow, really?! That's so cool! Can we train now?"

Stripefur nodded. "Sure, just follow me!"