The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Chapter 3

The next day, Yellowpaw woke up when Goldenfur called a Clan meeting. Yes, that is not a typo, Goldenfur called the Clan meeting. Every cat stared in confusion and Awesomestar looked bewildered.

"Goldenfur, what is this?" Awesomestar demanded.

Goldenfur hesitated and took a deep breath. "I...I can't be a medicine cat anymore. I'm expecting kits. The father...the father is the WindClan deputy, Rabbitpelt."

Every cat gasped in shock and Yellowpaw's eyes widened. There was absolutely no way anyone could've possibly seen that coming!

"Oh c'mon!" Milkpelt, an elder(who was obviously a she-cat since toms never retire in fanfics), rasped. "That's the fourth one in a row!"

Yellowpaw turned to Stripefur, who looked bored, in confusion. "What does she mean 'the fourth one in a row?'"

Stripefur shrugged nonchalantly. "Our last four medicine cats have all broken the code and had kits."

"Who was the last one, before Goldenfur?" Yellowpaw asked.

"Your mother."

"Wow," Yellowpaw said indifferently. "Good to know."

"Why are all ThunderClan medicine cats disloyal?" Milkpelt glared at Goldenfur.

Goldenfur looked down. "I'm sorry. It was my choice though."

Milkpelt huffed in irritation. "You're a damn idiot you little ******* ***** just another ******** traitor!"

Goldenfur looked appalled. "Language! There are kits here."

"Damn!" The kits cheered.