The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Chapter 5

When Yellowpaw woke up, she yawned and stretched, having no wounds at all after the battle. She blinked open her eyes to see the ThunderClan medicine cat apprentice leaning over her even though there wasn't one in the past four chapters.

"Yellowpaw, are you okay? Here, I'll go get you some moss to make you more comfortable!" He shoved his head into a pile of moss that wasn't there at the beginning of this paragraph and pulled his head back out, then proceeded to tuck the moss into Yellowpaw's nest even though Yellowpaw was nearly buried in it.

Yellowpaw purred happily and licked the medicine cat apprentice's ear flirtatiously. "Why thank you medicine cat apprentice who I'm too lazy to name, you're so kind!" she meowed.

The medicine cat apprentice blushed and his cheeks turned bright red very visibly even though his fur covered his cheeks. "Th-thank you, Yellowpaw, anything for such a beauty." He smiled widely. "You know what, Yellowpaw? I love you because you're so damn pretty and because it's so cliché to have all the medicine cats fall in love, will you be my mate?"

Yellowpaw immediately hissed and slapped the unnamed medicine cat apprentice with her paw. "Idiot! I'll never love a medicine cat apprentice!" She stalked out of the medicine cat den, but not before turning around and to the totally fine medicine cat apprentice. "Besides, since you're the new medicine cat shouldn't you have your full name by now?"

The medicine cat apprentice shrugged, looking like he hadn't proposed to Yellowpaw at all and had his heart broken by her, and he said, "I dunno, I don't even have a name so I guess not."

Yellowpaw walked out of the medicine cat den to allow all the toms in ThunderClan to run into the medicine cat den and attack the medicine cat apprentice because he tried to propose to "my love!" She blinked at them indifferently and walked into the apprentice cat den, yawning widely and blinking sleepily even though at the beginning of this chapter she just woke up.

Rubberbutt, the deputy Stripefur's sister walked up to Yellowpaw and hissed, "It's not fair that you're the protagonist and you're so pretty! I should be in your place!" Her matted yellow fur stank and her breath was rancid as she hissed at Yellowpaw.

Yellowpaw turned around and lashed out at Rubberbutt with unsheathed claws, hissing, "Well it's not my fault your name is Rubberbutt, no wonder no one not even Stripefur likes you!"

Rubberbutt ran off crying and wailing like a kit because I said so.

Yellowpaw turned in circles in her nest she teleported to and fell asleep instantly, even though it was sun high, but of course Awesomestar would never complain. Yellowpaw is like his little kit, why would he?

(A/N: Hey to all the awesome readers out there! Slugterrancat here writing this chapter, hope you enjoyed because it's so freaking good! :D)